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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card | Deadpan Thank You Card, Profanity Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card, Monochrome

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Bike Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling, Biking

Bike Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Pair Of Cacti, Cactus Prick Pun

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Penis Print Mug | Cartoon Willy Print Mug, Hen Party Gift, LGBT, Abstract Nudes, Cock, Prick, Dick

Penis Print Mug

£5.00

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£5.00
Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Allotment Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, New Job, Good Luck

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Willy Word Art Greeting Card | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.00

Make them smile with our willy word art greeting card.

from £3.00
30 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirtieth Birthday Gift For Thirty Year Old, 30th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

30 And Still A Prick Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Football Birthday Card, FIFA, FPL, Fantasy Football

You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Gym Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains

Gym Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes, Colours And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy, Fired, Lost Job

It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
After 15 Years Together, One Thing Is Crystal Clear I Love You Greeting Card | Crystal, Fifteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Crystal Glasses

After 15 Years Together, One Thing Is Crystal Clear I Love You Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Second Birthday Card For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card |Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Arsenal Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Running Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Runner, Marathon, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Campervan Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For VW Campervan Owner, T4, T5, T6, T25, T2, T3, Vee Dub, Camper

Campervan Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity, Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Red Head

Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Her, Daughter, Friend, Gay Man, 40th

Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Caravan Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy

You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Guitar Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours | Deadpan New Home Card, Rude New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Best Fucking Sister Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Sister, Sibling, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet | Rude, Funny Fridge Magnet, Black And White Magnet, Offensive Gift, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet

£4.50

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£4.50