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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card | Deadpan Thank You Card, Profanity Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card, Monochrome

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card

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Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Pair Of Cacti, Cactus Prick Pun

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity, Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Red Head

Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card

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Dilf. Mug | Funny Gift For Good Looking Dad, New Father, Him, Husband, Blue, New Baby, Baby Shower Gift

Dilf. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Caravan Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy

You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card

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Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Her, Daughter, Friend, Gay Man, 40th

Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

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Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Politics Joke, Conservative Party, Tory Scum, Rich, Toff, Posh

Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card

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22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Second Birthday Card For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Bike Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling, Biking

Bike Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Drum Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

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28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Eighth Birthday Card For Twenty Eight Year Old, 28th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Lockdown Birthday Card, Crap Birthday, Can't Celebrate, Monochrome, Profanity

Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card

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Sex Toy Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art A5 Notebook

£9.25

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£9.25
Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes, Colours And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Dad You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card | Funny Father's Day Card, Dog Eating From Bowl With Balls Hanging, Funny Dog Card For Dad

Dad You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card

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Bike Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling, Biking

Bike Wanker Greeting Card

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Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Friend, Sibling, Man With No Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card

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Penis Print Mug | Cartoon Willy Print Mug, Hen Party Gift, LGBT, Abstract Nudes, Cock, Prick, Dick

Penis Print Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Her, Mum, Mother, Friend, Gay Man, 50th

Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation Journal, Diary, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook

£9.25

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£9.25
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, New Job, Good Luck

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

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It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy, Fired, Lost Job

It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card

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