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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Funny Wedding Card, Just Married, Engagement, Champagne, Congratulations

Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Vagina Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your vag vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Her, Shake Ya Tits, Breasts With Nipple Tassels and Confetti

Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Am 41 Mug | 39 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 41st Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Forty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

I Am 41 Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
The Dog's Bollocks Mug | Funny Coffee Mug For Dog Owner, Dog Eating From Bowl With Balls Hanging Out, You're The Dog's Bollocks

The Dog's Bollocks Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought

When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought "Fuck It, You'll Do" Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Friend, Sibling, Man With No Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
22 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Second Birthday Gift For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Eighteenth Birthday Card For Eighteen Year Old, 18th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fantasy Football Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For Fantasy Football Player, Funny Football Mug, FPL, Gaming

Fantasy Football Wanker Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
You're My Favourite Prick Mug | Rude Gift For Him, For Her, Funny Valentines, Prick Pun Cactus Mug, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Gym Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains, Journal, Dairy

Gym Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Abstract Boobs Cushion | Abstract Nude Breasts Cushion, Feminist, Female Empowerment Gift, Line Drawing Tits

Abstract Boobs Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Only Cunts Are Born In November Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In November Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, Profanity, New Job, Judas

Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#loveyou Fridge Magnet | Offensive Fridge Magnet For Him, Funny I Love You Fridge Magnet, Hashtag

#loveyou Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Nice Arse Compliment Birthday Card

I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Drum Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Weed Word Art Mug | Cannabis, Weed, Mary Jane, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Grass, Ganga, Dope, Herb

Weed Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bugger Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Bugger Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook | Rude Notebook, Offensive Journal, Black And White Notebook, Funny Gift, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25