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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
#loveyou A5 Notebook | Offensive Notebook For Him, Funny I Love You Journal, Hashtag

#loveyou A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Smug Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster | CCongratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Cunt Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Congratulations You Massive Tosser Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Congratulations Bitches Greeting Card | Cute Engagement Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Just Married, Congratulations, Two Female Dogs

Congratulations Bitches Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Lesbi Honest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card | Anniversary Card For Lesbian Couple, Congratulations, Engagement Card, LGBT Cards

Lesbi Honest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
The Walking Dad Mug | Funny Gift For New Dad, New Father, Him, Husband, New Baby, The Living Dead Zombie Pun Mug, Tired Dad Pushing Pram

The Walking Dad Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
The Living Dad Mug | Funny Gift For New Dad, New Father, Him, Husband, New Baby, The Living Dead Pun Mug, Tired Dad Pushing Pram

The Living Dad Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Go Clubbin' On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, Two Golfers Clubbing, Card For Golfer, Golf Club Joke, PGA, US Open

Go Clubbin' On Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Speech Bubble Engagement Card, Offensive Profanity Cactus Prick Pun Congratulations Card

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Well Done You Tit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, You Did It

Well Done You Tit Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Congratulations! You Undeserving Prick! Greeting Card | Funny, Bitter Rosette Congratulations Card, Graduation, Promotion, New Job

Congratulations! You Undeserving Prick! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, New Parents, Wedding Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, Just Married

Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Over Eat, Let's Party

Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, You'll Be Bad Parents

I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations On Your New Home I Know You Worked Hard Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina Greeting Card | Rude New Home Card, Spoilt, Rich

Congratulations On Your New Home I Know You Worked Hard Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sip Sip Hooray Congratulations Greeting Card | Hip Hip Hooray Congratulations, Alcohol Bottles Celebrating, Graduation, Exams, Champagne, Whiskey, Gin

Sip Sip Hooray Congratulations Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Well Done You Silly Sausage Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dachshund Pun Congratulations, Happy Smug Looking Sausage Dog, Graduation, Exams, New Job

Well Done You Silly Sausage Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Sun-Real! Greeting Card | Funny Sun Pun Congratulations Card, Happy Sun, You're Unreal, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best, Love Card

You're Sun-Real! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cheers To The Purr-fect Couple Greeting Card | Cute, Kitten, Funny Cat Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Anniversary, Cats Cuddling

Cheers To The Purr-fect Couple Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99