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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Pair Of Cacti, Cactus Prick Pun

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're Engayged Greeting Card | Funny Gay Engagement Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, You're Engaged Card, Grooms

You're Engayged Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Slay Mug | Hype Gift For Friend, LGBTQ+, LGBT, Slay Queen, Slay All Day, Groovy Seventies Style Font

Slay Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, Golfer With Pint Of Beer, Card For Golfer, Let's Celebrate, Congratulations

Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card

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Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card | Funny Joke Engagement Card, Congratulations, Avocado With Moustache In Sombrero Holding Maracas

Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card

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Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Engagement Card, Marriage, Getting Married, Hen Do, Stag Party

Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card

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Mr And Mr Greeting Card | Cute Gay Wedding Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Grooms Holding Hands

Mr And Mr Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Congratulations, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card

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Lesbihonest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card | Engagement Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Two Brides Holding Hands

Lesbihonest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Sister Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Sister, Sibling, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Engagement Card For Bride, Hen Do, Marriage

Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're One Smart Cookie Greeting Card | Funny Graduation Card, Congratulations, Exams, GCSEs, SATs, A-Levels

You're One Smart Cookie Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

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Dilf. Mug | Funny Gift For Good Looking Dad, New Father, Him, Husband, Blue, New Baby, Baby Shower Gift

Dilf. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Dim Sum Body Say You're Getting Married? Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Dim Sum Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Dumpling Bride And Groom Doodle, Chopsticks

Dim Sum Body Say You're Getting Married? Greeting Card

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Congratulations You're A Dilf. Greeting Card | Funny, Joke New Baby Card In Blue For Dad, Him, New Father

Congratulations You're A Dilf. Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Congratulations Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Congratulations, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Congratulations Greeting Card

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RIP Vagina Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Mum Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

RIP Vagina Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card

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Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card | Cute Wedding Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Brides Holding Hands

Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card

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Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion

Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card

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Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Wedding Card, Congratulations, Just Married, For Bride & Groom

Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card | Deadpan Wedding Card, Deadpan First Home Together Card

Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card

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