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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Congratulations, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Pair Of Cacti, Cactus Prick Pun

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

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Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card | Funny Joke Engagement Card, Congratulations, Avocado With Moustache In Sombrero Holding Maracas

Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card

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Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Engagement Card, Marriage, Getting Married, Hen Do, Stag Party

Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card

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Dilf. Mug | Funny Gift For Good Looking Dad, New Father, Him, Husband, Blue, New Baby, Baby Shower Gift

Dilf. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Best Fucking Brother Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Brother, Sibling, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Dad, You’re My Roll Model  Greeting Card | Rude Father's Day Card For Dad, Thank You, Best Dad, Role Model, Toilet Humour, Toilet Roll

Dad, You’re My Roll Model Greeting Card

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Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card

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Mum You’re A Ginspiration Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Mother, Gin Pun, Gin Drinker, Gin And Tonic

Mum You’re A Ginspiration Greeting Card

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Congratulations You're A Dilf. Greeting Card | Funny, Joke New Baby Card In Blue For Dad, Him, New Father

Congratulations You're A Dilf. Greeting Card

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Well Done You Clever Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Exams, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Well Done You Clever Prick Greeting Card

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Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, Jam Tart Doodle

Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card

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Just Married Greeting Card | Doodle Wedding Congratulations Card, Just Got Married, Marriage, Bride And Groom

Just Married Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Wife, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card | Funny Pun Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Hammer, Nails, Confetti

Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card | Funny, Sarcastic, Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Husband Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Husband, For Him, Wedding Anniversary

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Wedding Card, Congratulations, Just Married, For Bride & Groom

Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Sister Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Sister, Sibling, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Wife, For Her, Wedding Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Best Fucking Friend Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Best Friend, BFF, BFFL, Soul Mate, Bestie

Best Fucking Friend Ever. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Cheers Word Art Greeting Card | Cheers, Santé, Saluti, Salud, Saúde, Skål, Prost

Cheers Word Art Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Dad Ever. Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Father's Day Gift For Dad, Parent, Him

Best Fucking Dad Ever. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Best Fucking Mum Ever Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Mother's Day Gift For Mum, Mother, Parent, Her

Best Fucking Mum Ever. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job

Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Best Fucking Dad Ever Mug | Rude, Funny Father's Day Mug For Dad, Father, Profanity

Best Fucking Dad Ever Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Bought A House Card, Graduation Card, First Time Buyers

Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card

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