Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card | Funny, Cake Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Layer Cake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary

I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Cupcake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, You Make Me Crazy, Muffin

You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Lady Kneading Dough, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, All You Need Is Love

All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Love You To The Moon And Back Greeting Card | Funny, Space Pun Love Card, Outer Space, Rocket Going To The Moon, Smiling, Blushing Moon

I Love You To The Moon And Back Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're The Bee's Knees Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Love Card, Bees Flying Around Knees, You're The Best Card For Friend, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

You're The Bee's Knees Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Willy Print Mug | Penis Pattern Coffee Mug, Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print, Valentine's, Bridal Shower Gift

Willy Print Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Cupid Illustration Valentines Card, Baby Cupid With Bow And Arrow, For Partner, Love Hearts

Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, I Really Love You

I Willy Love You Penis Print Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Whale In Love, Love Heart Bubble, Will You Be Mine

Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Kitten, Funny Cat Pun Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Cats Cuddling, Purfect For Each Other

We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Valentine's Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card For Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple Sharing A Bath

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Shello! Is It Me You're Looking For? Greeting Card | Funny Clam Pun Valentine's Card, Clam Peeking Out Of Shell, Hello Is It Me You're Looking For

Shello! Is It Me You're Looking For? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Girlfriend, Wife, Flash Grenade Surrounded By Hearts

Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Flag With A Heart, Capture My Heart

You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Blow My Mind Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Hairdryer Pun Valentine's Card, Hairdryer Blowing Air Onto Brain, Anniversary, Proud Of You

You Blow My Mind Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Ball And Chain Joke Valentine's Card, Leg Held Down By Ball And Chain, Anniversary

You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Winking Tea Cup With Pouty Lips And Eyes, Cup Of Tea, You're Beautiful

You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Valentines Card, Anniversary, Woman Playing The Harp Romantically For Man

Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, King Kissing Jester's Shoe

Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Man And Woman Embracing, Angel, Sex Joke, Rhyme

Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99

"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
'Honey, You Have A Large Bogey Up Your Nose.' She Said. 'God Bless You Darling.' I Answered. Greeting Card | Vintage Joke Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Couple Kissing
from £3.99

"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're On My Level Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gaming Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Games Console With A Love Heart, Anniversary

You're On My Level Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Sausage Dog With Love Heart Eyes And Flower, Anniversary

I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Turtle Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Turtle With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary

I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Totally Addicted To You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Cigarette Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Addiction, Nicotine, Anniversary, Two Cigarettes In Love

Totally Addicted To You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Love You From My Head Tomatoes Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tomato Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Smiling Tomato Holding A Heart Shaped Balloon

I Love You From My Head Tomatoes Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Cat Pun Valentines Card, Love, Cat Holding A Love Heart, Kitten

I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Husband, Boyfriend

Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Type On Paper. Mug | Deadpan Valentine's Gift In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card | Deadpan Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Her, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Probe Me Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Probe Pun Valentines Card, Sex Joke Love Card, UFO Doodle, Flying Saucer

Probe Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card | Funny Pink Anniversary Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Silly Love Card, Valentines

You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Valentines Card, Wedding Anniversary, Love, Golddigger Joke

I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cub Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Gay Men, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Cub Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Muffin Muncher Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Lesbians, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Muffin Muncher Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Let's Scissor Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Lesbians, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Let's Scissor Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Brie Mine Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Brie Doodle, Cheese, Be Mine

Brie Mine Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Get Naked Cushion | Anniversary Gift, Valentines, Love Cushion For Bed, Monochrome, Vintage Typography

Let's Get Naked Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Sleeping Booty Cushion | Anniversary Gift, Valentines, Love Cushion For Bed, Monochrome, Vintage Typography

Sleeping Booty Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25