Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Hello, Is It Tea You're Looking For? Mug | Funny Love Gift, Funny Valentine's Mug, Lionel Ritchie Tea Pun, Vintage Typography

Hello, Is It Tea You're Looking For? Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Optimus Fine Mug | Funny Love Gift, Funny Valentine's Mug For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Vintage Typography, Transformers Pun

Optimus Fine Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Side Frame, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.99
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're My Sole Mate Mug | Funny Sole Fish Pun Pun Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Sole Fish, Love Hearts

You're My Sole Mate Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card | Deadpan Ugly Joke Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend or Friend

You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Where Have You Bin All My Life? Mug | Funny Bin Pun Coffee Mug, Love Gift For Him Or Her, Man Sat In A Dustbin, Where Have You Been All My Life

Where Have You Bin All My Life? Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Noodles Pun Anniversary Card, Love, Udon Noodles In Love, Valentine's, Ramen Bowl

Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Card, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Candle Pun Love Card, Flirty Cake With Candles On, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Bee Mine Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Valentine's Card, Bees In Love, Bee Giving Flowers To Another Be, Be Mine, Be My Valentine

Bee Mine Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gin Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Bottle Of Gin And Bottle Of Tonic In Love, G&T Anniversary

You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Mermaid Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Mermaid And Merman In Love, We Were Made For Each Other

We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I'm Bananas About You! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Fruit Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Bananas Hugging And Kissing, I'm All Yours, Crazy About You

I'm Bananas About You! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Lime All Yours Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Fruit Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Lime Slices In Love, I'm All Yours, Limes

Lime All Yours Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Love Every Pizza You Mug | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Gift, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Every Pizza You Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card | Funny Bunny Boiler Valentine's Card, Scared Looking Rabbit Over Pot Of Boiling Water

I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You Mocha Me Crazy! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Pun Valentine's Card, Mocha Coffee In Love, You Make Me Crazy, Crazy In Love

You Mocha Me Crazy! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Intertwined Tea Bags In Love, Tea Leaves Blend Pun

We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99