Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

#loveyou Fridge Magnet | Offensive Fridge Magnet For Him, Funny I Love You Fridge Magnet, Hashtag

#loveyou Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Otterly Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Otter Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Otter Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Otterly Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Willy Love You Mug | Rude, Punny Abstract Nude Penis Gift For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Line Drawing

I Willy Love You Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Pun Valentine's Card, Espresso Coffee In Love, Words Cannot Express

Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean To Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Show Me Your Tackle Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Sex Joke, Valentines Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Six Nations, Anniversary, Tackle Penis Pun

Show Me Your Tackle Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Girlfriend, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Beige Coaster | Naked Woman Drinks Mat, Nude Female Form Line Drawing

Abstract Nude Female Beige Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Tinder, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Lava You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Volcano Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Smiling Volcano With Lava And Heart

I Lava You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Whaley Love You Mug | Kawaii, Cute Whale Pun Mug For Boyfriend Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife, Whale In A Party Hat Valentines Gift

I Whaley Love You Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
I Whaley Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentines Card, Love, Blue Whale In A Party Hat With Confetti

I Whaley Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Rug Muncher Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Rug Muncher Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Funny Normal People Card, Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Beige A5 Notebook | Female Form Line Drawing Journal, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT Notepad

Abstract Nude Female Beige A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Sole Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Soles In Love, Anniversary, Fish Pun

You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
World's Dopest Wife Mug | Stoner Gift For Wife, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun Anniversary, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Dope, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Fancy It? Mug | Rude Gift For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Valentines, Anniversary, Sex Joke

Fancy It? Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95