Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Let's Fork Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Let's Fuck, Gardening Pun

Let's Fork Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card | Funny Spider Joke Valentines Card, Cute, Pun Love Card, Spider With Six Eyes Doodle

I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're Scrum-tious Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Valentines Card, Love, For Him, For Rugby Player, Fan, Hand Illustrated Rugby Scrum

You're Scrum-tious Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
World's Dopest Girlfriend Mug | Stoner Gift For Girlfriend, Her, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Hash, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Girlfriend Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Wife, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're My Weirdo Greeting Card | Funny, Silly, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You're My Weirdo Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Love Your Cock Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Him, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle, Penis Pun

I Love Your Cock Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Crazy Pho You Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Pho Noodles Doodle

Crazy Pho You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
One Love Cushion | Anniversary Gift, Valentines Gift, Love Cushion For Bed, Stoner, Hippie, Hippy

One Love Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Bear Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Bear Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Bear Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Bear Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card | You're Beautiful Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Female Empowerment, Bum, Derrière

You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.99
We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome, For Him, For Her

We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Twink A5 Notebook | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Journal, Pop Art

Twink A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired notebooks.

£11.25
Scissor Sisters Sticker | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Laptop Sticker, Pop Art

Scissor Sisters Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Otter Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Otter Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome

One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Muffin Muncher Magnet | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Fridge Magnet, Pop Art

Muffin Muncher Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Muffin Muncher Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Muffin Muncher Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Let's Scissor A5 Notebook | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Journal, Pop Art

Let's Scissor A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired notebooks.

£11.25
Femme Magnet | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Fridge Magnet, Pop Art

Femme Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95