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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Funny Normal People Card, Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Beige A5 Notebook | Female Form Line Drawing Journal, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT Notepad

Abstract Nude Female Beige A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Sole Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Soles In Love, Anniversary, Fish Pun

You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
World's Dopest Wife Mug | Stoner Gift For Wife, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun Anniversary, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Dope, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Fancy It? Mug | Rude Gift For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Valentines, Anniversary, Sex Joke

Fancy It? Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Let's Hump Greeting Card | Funny Valentines Card, Love, Let's Fuck, Rabbits Humping Doodle

Let's Hump Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Twink Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Twink Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Fridge Magnet | Rude Birthday Gift For Her, Anniversary Gift For Girlfriend, Valentines Gift For Wife

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Scissor Sisters Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Scissor Sisters Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Let's Play With Each Other Greeting Card | Valentine's Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Gaming Obsessed, Anniversary

Let's Play With Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Boobs Illustration Pink Coaster | Boob Print Drinks Mat, Different Shaped Breasts, Abstract Nude, Funny Coaster, Female Empowerment Coaster, LGBTQ+

Boobs Illustration Pink Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Bum Print

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink A5 Notebook | Female Form Line Drawing Journal, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT Notepad, Bum Print, Derrière

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
You Make Me Horny Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Rhino Doodle, Rhinoceros, Horn Pun

You Make Me Horny Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Talk Dirty To Me, Taco Doodle, Taco Pun

Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Together For-leather Mug | Funny Leather Pun 3rd Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Two Leather Clad Bikers, Biker Couple, Motorbikes

Together For-leather Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
You're My Sole Mate Mug | Funny Shoe Lace Pun 13th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Trainer With Laces In Love Heart, Thirteenth Year Of Marriage

You're My Sole Mate Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Boobs Joke Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Lesbian Girlfriend, Boobs Doodle Valentine

I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Met Online

Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I'm Madly In Woof With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Valentines Card, Love, Dog Struck By Cupid's Arrow With Heart Eyes, Anniversary

I'm Madly In Woof With You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Fancy A Shag? Greeting Card | Shag Bird Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Inuendo, Happy Shag Bird With Eyebrows Raised, Valentine's, Fancy It?

Fancy A Shag? Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99