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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
'Honey, You Have A Large Bogey Up Your Nose.' She Said. 'God Bless You Darling.' I Answered. Greeting Card | Vintage Joke Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Couple Kissing

'Honey, You Have A Large Bogey Up Your Nose.' She Said. 'God Bless You Darling.' I Answered. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99

"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're On My Level Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gaming Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Games Console With A Love Heart, Anniversary

You're On My Level Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Sausage Dog With Love Heart Eyes And Flower, Anniversary

I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Turtle Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Turtle With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary

I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Totally Addicted To You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Cigarette Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Addiction, Nicotine, Anniversary, Two Cigarettes In Love

Totally Addicted To You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Love You From My Head Tomatoes Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tomato Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Smiling Tomato Holding A Heart Shaped Balloon

I Love You From My Head Tomatoes Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Cat Pun Valentines Card, Love, Cat Holding A Love Heart, Kitten

I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Husband, Boyfriend

Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're My Type On Paper. Mug | Deadpan Valentine's Gift In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card | Deadpan Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of greeting cards.

from £3.99
I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Her, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of greeting cards.

from £3.99
Probe Me Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Probe Pun Valentines Card, Sex Joke Love Card, UFO Doodle, Flying Saucer

Probe Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card | Funny Pink Anniversary Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Silly Love Card, Valentines

You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Valentines Card, Wedding Anniversary, Love, Golddigger Joke

I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Cub Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Gay Men, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Cub Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Muffin Muncher Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Lesbians, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Muffin Muncher Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Let's Scissor Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Lesbians, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Let's Scissor Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Brie Mine Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Brie Doodle, Cheese, Be Mine

Brie Mine Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Let's Get Naked Cushion | Anniversary Gift, Valentines, Love Cushion For Bed, Monochrome, Vintage Typography

Let's Get Naked Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Sleeping Booty Cushion | Anniversary Gift, Valentines, Love Cushion For Bed, Monochrome, Vintage Typography

Sleeping Booty Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25