Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Best Bud Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Best Friend, Stoner, Weed Smoker, BFF, Bestie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Pot, 420

Happy Birthday To My Best Bud Greeting Card

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Walkers Don't Get Old. They Just Ramble On Greeting Card | Funny Walking Pun Birthday Card For Walker, Rambler, Mountain, Climber, Man Hiking Up Hill

Walkers Don't Get Old. They Just Ramble On Greeting Card

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Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Friendship Card For Stoner, Cannabis Smoker, Hash, Marijuana, Ganja, Pot

Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Thirtieth Birthday Card or Thirty Year Old, 30th, 30

I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

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You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

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Walkers Don't Get Old... They Just Ramble On Greeting Card | Funny Walking Pun Birthday Card For Walker, Rambler, Couple Hiking Up Hill

Walkers Don't Get Old... They Just Ramble On Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Womb Mate Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Twin, Funny Twin Birthday Card, Sibling

Happy Birthday Womb Mate Greeting Card

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Best Buds Greeting Card | Weed Best Friend Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, BFF, Bestie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Best Buds Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get On The Gear. Greeting Card | Funny Cocaine Pun Birthday Card, Group Of Peopl Balancing On A Gear, Cog, Cocaine, Coke

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get On The Gear. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Theatre Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Theatre Goer, Musical Theatre, Actor, Broadway, West End, Shakespeare On Stage, Show

Happy Birthday Theatre Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weight Lifting Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Weight Lifter, Weight Lifter Lifting Heavy Weights With Heart And Arrow Tattoo

Happy Birthday Weight Lifting Greeting Card

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Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card | 30th Birthday Card For Gamer, Thirtieth, Thirty Year Old, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Getting Old Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt You're Getting Old Greeting Card

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Yoga Woman Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Yoga Woman In Lotus Pose Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Woman Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Cannabis Pun Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Older But Wiser, Stoned Weed Bud, Hash, Marijuana, Pot

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Yoga Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Yoga Man In Warrior One Birthday Card For Him, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes, Colours And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card

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Hip Hip Replacement Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Walking Frame, Hip Hip Hooray, Ageing Joke

Hip Hip Replacement Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Pink For Twin, Sibling, Sister

Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Go Karting Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Go Karter, Driver In Go Kart On A Track, Helmet, Go Cart, Kart Racing, Karting

Happy Birthday Go Karting Greeting Card

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Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Partner, Star Gazing, Telescope, Stars Spelling Cunt

Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card

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Mariguana Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Iguana Smoking, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot

Mariguana Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Cook, Man In Chef Hat With Pan

Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card

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Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card |Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Arsenal Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Willy Word Art Greeting Card | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Greeting Card

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You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Football Birthday Card, FIFA, FPL, Fantasy Football

You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Zeus Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Buff Zeus With Lightning Bolt Birthday Card For Him, Friend, Greek Mythology, God Of Thunder

Zeus Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Chess Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Chess Player, Board Game, Player Knocking Over Queen With King, Check Mate, Chess Board

Happy Birthday Chess Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Motorbikes Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Motorbike Rider, Hell's Angels, Harley, Couple On A Motorbike, Chopper, Motorcycle

Happy Birthday Motorbikes Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Dad Greeting Card | Weed Joke Father's Day Card For Father, Him, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Dad Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Backgammon Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Backgammon Player, Board Game, Backgammon Board, Ace Point, Dice, Die, Checker

Happy Birthday Backgammon Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To Yooou Greeting Card | Choir Singing Happy Birthday Illustration Card, Colourful Birthday Card, Gospel Choir

Happy Birthday To Yooou Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card

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