Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

1981 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1981 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1979 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Offensive, Banter

1979 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1978 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Offensive, Banter

1978 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1977 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Offensive, Banter

1977 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1976 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Offensive, Banter

1976 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1975 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Offensive, Banter

1975 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1974 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Offensive, Banter

1974 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1973 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Offensive, Banter

1973 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1972 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Offensive, Banter

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1971 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Offensive, Banter

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1970 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Offensive, Banter

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1969 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, Born In The Sixties, 60s, Offensive, Banter

1969 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1968 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, Born In The Sixties, 60s, Offensive, Banter

1968 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1967 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, Born In The Sixties, 60s, Offensive, Banter

1967 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1966 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, Born In The Sixties, 60s, Offensive, Banter

1966 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1965 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, Born In The Sixties, 60s, Offensive, Banter

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U Are 41 Greeting Card | 39 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 41st Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty One, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty First Birthday

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U Are 40 Greeting Card | 38 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 40th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Fortieth Birthday

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U Are 39 Greeting Card | 37 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 39th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Nine, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Ninth Birthday

U Are 39 Greeting Card

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U Are 38 Greeting Card | 36 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 38th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Eight, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Eighth Birthday

U Are 38 Greeting Card

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U Are 37 Greeting Card | 35 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 37th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Seven, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Seventh Birthday

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U Are 36 Greeting Card | 34 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 36th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Six, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Sixth Birthday

U Are 36 Greeting Card

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U Are 35 Greeting Card | 33 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 35th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Fifth Birthday

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U Are 34 Greeting Card | 32 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 34th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Fourth Birthday

U Are 34 Greeting Card

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U Are 33 Greeting Card | 31 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 33rd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Three, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Third Birthday

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U are 32 Greeting Card | 30 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 32nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Two, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Second Birthday

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U Are 31 Greeting Card | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty One, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty First Birthday

U Are 31 Greeting Card

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U Are 30 Greeting Card | 28 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 30th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirtieth Birthday

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U Are 29 Greeting Card | 27 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 29th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Nine, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Ninth Birthday

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U Are 28 Greeting Card | 26 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 28th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Eight, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Eighth

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U Are 27 Greeting Card | 25 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 27th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Seven, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Seventh

U Are 27 Greeting Card

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U Are 26 Greeting Card | 24 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 26th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Six, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Sixth

U Are 26 Greeting Card

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U Are 25 Greeting Card | 23 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 25th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fith

U Are 25 Greeting Card

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U Are 24 Greeting Card | 22 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 24th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fourth

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U Are 23 Greeting Card | 21 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 23rd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Three, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Third

U Are 23 Greeting Card

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