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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card | Funny New Mum Card, Joke New Mum Card, New Baby, Just Gave Birth

Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card

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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, Exams, New Job, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card

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Birthday Treats Greeting Card | Naughty Birthday Card, Funny Rude Birthday, Sex Toy Birthday Card, Dildo, Vibrater

Birthday Treats Greeting Card

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Let's Fuck Greeting Card | Profanity Anniversary Card, Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Card For Him, For Her, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Greeting Card

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Brighten their day with our range of cheeky greeting cards.

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Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, New Job, Exams, Leaving

Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card

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Bum Word Art Greeting Card | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Rump, Cheeks, Arse

Bum Word Art Greeting Card

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Make them smile with our bum vocab greeting card. 

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Penis Outline Weather, Willy, Cock

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card

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U Are 42 Greeting Card | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

U Are 42 Greeting Card

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U Are 30 Greeting Card | 28 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 30th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirtieth Birthday

U Are 30 Greeting Card

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U Are 25 Greeting Card | 23 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 25th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fith

U Are 25 Greeting Card

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U Are 24 Greeting Card | 22 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 24th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fourth

U Are 24 Greeting Card

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U Are 22 Greeting Card | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty Second, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Second

U Are 22 Greeting Card

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U Are 21 Greeting Card | 19 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 21st Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty First, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty First

U Are 21 Greeting Card

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U Are 20 Greeting Card | 18 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 20th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twentieth, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty

U Are 20 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Cactus Prick Pun

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Colourful Bubble Writing

Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

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You Silly Twat Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity, Sympathy Card For Friends, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Affectionate Insult Cards, You Idiot, Failed Exam

You Silly Twat Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Birthday Card For Camp, Gay Man, Angry Looking Pixie With Wand, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card

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I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Profanity Card, Chat Shit, Compulsive Lier, Chatting Shit, Mean Card

I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card

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I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Cactus Pun Greeting Card, You're A Prick Cactus Card

I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card

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Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card | Funny Pun Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Hammer, Nails, Confetti

Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card

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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Bird Nerd Greeting Card | Funny Card For Bird Watcher, Twitcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching, Blue Bird In Glasses

Bird Nerd Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Card For Ginger Person, Red Head, Friend, Sibling, Man With Ginger Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Sassy Confident Gin Bottle, Independent Woman, Gin Pun

Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Go Cluck Yourself! Greeting Card | Funny, Mean, Rude Chicken Pun Card, Go Fuck Yourself, Angry Looking Chicken, Cluck

Go Cluck Yourself! Greeting Card

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I'm Grapeful For Our Friendship! Greeting Card | Funny Grape Pun Friendship Card, Thanks, Cheers, Grateful, Gratitude, Happy Grape Bunches Dancing

I'm Grapeful For Our Friendship! Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card | Funny Lion Pun Celebration Card, Lion Lying Down With A Glass Of Champagne

It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card

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You Know I'm All About The Bass Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Card, Group Of Bass, All About That Bass, All About The Music, Music Fish Joke

You Know I'm All About The Bass Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ass. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Ass Pun Birthday Card, Happy Looking Donkey Pointing Rear At Reciever, Arse

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ass. Greeting Card

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10 Years Into The Job Nick Realised That He Fucking Hated Kids. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Santa Claus Surrounded By Children

10 Years Into The Job Nick Realised That He Fucking Hated Kids. Greeting Card

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Rugby Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Rugby Player, Funny Rugby Card, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Rugby Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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