Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card

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You're Spec-taculor Greeting Card | Funny Glasses Pun Congratulations Card, Pair Of Specs In A Cape, Spectaculor, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Spec-taculor Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ass. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Ass Pun Birthday Card, Happy Looking Donkey Pointing Rear At Reciever, Arse

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ass. Greeting Card

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10 Years Into The Job Nick Realised That He Fucking Hated Kids. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Santa Claus Surrounded By Children

10 Years Into The Job Nick Realised That He Fucking Hated Kids. Greeting Card

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Rugby Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Rugby Player, Funny Rugby Card, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Rugby Wanker Greeting Card

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Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti, Prick, Sex Toy Joke

Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card

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Jingle Bell... End. Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Card, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Greeting Card

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Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card

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Let's Fork Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Let's Fuck, Gardening Pun

Let's Fork Greeting Card

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42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Second Birthday Card For Forty Two Year Old, 42nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Seventh Birthday Card For Thirty Seven Year Old, 37th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fifth Birthday Card For Thirty Five Year Old, 35th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fourth Birthday Card For Thirty Four Year Old, 34th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

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Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Lady Riding A Horse, Horse Girl, Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

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Yoga Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Yoga Greeting Card For Yoga Lover, Friend, Yogi In Downward Dog Position, Namaste

Yoga Wanker Greeting Card

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Oh Shit! Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Blue, Profanity, Sorry, Apologies

Oh Shit! Greeting Card

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You're The Dog's Bollocks. Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Well Done, New Job, Passed Driving Test, Exams, A-Levels, GCSEs

You're The Dog's Bollocks. Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In December. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In December. Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In October. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In October. Greeting Card

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50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Age Card, For Dad, Brother, Friend

50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Son, Him, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card, Rude Poo Pun, Dung Beetle On Ball Of Shit

Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card

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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card | Pessimistic, Deadpan, Funny Happy New Year Card, Profanity

Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card

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Merry Fucking Christmas. Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity Happy Christmas Card

Merry Fucking Christmas. Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Card For Her, Girlfriend, Friend, Wife

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card

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Good Luck You Fuck. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Profanity Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement

Good Luck You Fuck. Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Engagement Card, Well Done, Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time. Greeting Card

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You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

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You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity Wedding Card, Engagement

You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card

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You're The Shit Greeting Card | Funny Love & Friendship Card, You're The Best, Dung Beetle On A Ball Of Poo

You're The Shit Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In July Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In July Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In March Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In March Greeting Card

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