Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Only Twats Are Born In September. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In September. Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In April. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In April. Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In March. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In March. Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In November. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In November. Greeting Card

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30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Daughter, Sister, Her, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card, Rude Poo Pun, Dung Beetle On Ball Of Shit

Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card

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Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle, Encouragement

Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Engagement Card, Well Done, Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time. Greeting Card

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Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Dry Humour, Profanity, Brussel Sprouts

Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card

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Guitar Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Her, Bubble Font, Mad About Christmas

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card

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Happy Fucking New Year Greeting Card | Offensive New Year Card, Rude Happy New Year Card

Happy Fucking New Year Greeting Card

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Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, French Happy Birthday

Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card

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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card | Deadpan New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Pessimistic New Year Card

Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card

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#welldone Greeting Card | Rude Well Done Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Hashtag, Graduation, Exams, New Job

#welldone Greeting Card

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#merryfuckingchristmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Hashtag, Profanity, Red And White

#merryfuckingchristmas Greeting Card

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Fuck Men Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome

Fuck Men Greeting Card

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He Was A Wanker Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

He Was A Wanker Greeting Card

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Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card | Funny New Mum Card, Joke New Mum Card, New Baby, Just Gave Birth

Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card

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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, Exams, New Job, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card

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Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive New Job Good Luck Card, Funny Good Luck Card, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card

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Birthday Treats Greeting Card | Naughty Birthday Card, Funny Rude Birthday, Sex Toy Birthday Card, Dildo, Vibrater

Birthday Treats Greeting Card

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Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, New Job, Exams, Leaving

Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card

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There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

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Bum Word Art Greeting Card | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Rump, Cheeks, Arse

Bum Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Vagina Word Art Greetings Card | Pussy, Fanny, Snatch, Muff, Beaver, Honey Pot, Punani, Honey Pot, Clunge

Vagina Word Art Greetings Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with some female genitalia inspired word art.

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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