Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards
Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.
Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.
All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving
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Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To The Person With The Most Embarrassing Recycling Bin Greeting Card
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All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card
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You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card
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I Can't Do This Shit Alone! Greeting Card
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"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card
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"We Can Rebuild - Something Greater From The Ashes." "Sam You Better Not Be Fucking Talking About Minecraft Again." Greeting Card
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"Harriet, I Know You're Trying To Look Cute And Pensive But I Really Need A Shit." Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card
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"I Thought The Wings Would Be A Turn On, But You Look Fucking Ridiculous Larry." Greeting Card
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card
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Your Best Chance Of Getting Laid Is To Crawl Up A Chicken's Ass And Wait Greeting Card
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I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card
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I Would Tell You To Eat Shit But I Know You're Not Into Cannibalism Greeting Card
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Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card
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I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie! Greeting Card
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It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card
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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card
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Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card
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Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card
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New Year's Eve Is All About Getting Fucked Up! Greeting Card
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Congratulations! You Undeserving Prick! Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card
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Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card
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I Wanted To Get You Something Deep And Meaningful, Then I Remembered I Couldn't Give A Fuck Greeting Card
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