Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card

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Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bathing Men Greeting Card | Buff Men In Speedos Bathing Birthday Card, Nudity, LGBTQ+, Art Deco, Retro

Happy Birthday Bathing Men Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Abstract Nude Men And Women Greeting Card | Naked Marching Men And Women Print Birthday Card, Nudity, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Abstract Nude Men And Women Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Blow Job Queen. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Gay Man, LGBTQ+, For Her, For Him, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday Blow Job Queen. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Birthday Card For Lesbian, LGBTQ+, For Her

Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card

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Big Gay Day. Greeting Card | Funny Gay Wedding Card For Gay, Lesbian Or Queer Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+

Big Gay Day. Greeting Card

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Naked Man With Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, LGBT, Nude Man In Santa Hat Holding Present

Naked Man In Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Greeting Card

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Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Aphrodite Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBT, Greek Mythology, Goddess Of Love, Venus

Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Dancer Birthday Card For Her, For Friend, LGBTQ+, Dancing

Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card

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Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card

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Muffin Muncher Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Muffin Muncher Greeting Card

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Bear Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Bear Greeting Card

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Congratulations Bitches Greeting Card | Cute Engagement Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Just Married, Congratulations, Two Female Dogs

Congratulations Bitches Greeting Card

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Lesbi Honest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card | Anniversary Card For Lesbian Couple, Congratulations, Engagement Card, LGBT Cards

Lesbi Honest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card

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I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Anniversary Card For Wife, Gay Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Penis Doodle Valentines Card

I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card

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You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card | Rude Compliment Card For Friends, LGBTQ+, Banter, Affectionate Insult Cards, Rhyming Card

You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card

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Penis Print Greeting Card | Funny Hen Do Card, LGBTQ+ Card, Colourful Penis Illustration Card, Willy Print, Multicoloured Penises Card

Penis Print Colourful Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Birthday Card For Camp, Gay Man, Angry Looking Pixie With Wand, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Met On Grindr, LGBTQ+ Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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You Make Me Wet Greeting Card | Wood Pun Anniversary Card For Him, For Lesbian, LGBTQ+, Innuendo, Woman Getting Drenched By Bucket Of Water

You Make Me Wet Greeting Card

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Queen Bee Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Card For Friend, Bee In Crown With Sceptre, Royal Highness, Yass Queen, LGBTQ+

Queen Bee Greeting Card

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Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, King Kissing Jester's Shoe

Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card

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High Maintenance Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, LGBTQ+, Empowerment, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

High Maintenance Greeting Card

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High Maintenance Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, LGBTQ+, Empowerment, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

High Maintenance Greeting Card

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Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Tree Decorated With Dicks And Boobs Christmas Card, LGBT

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Nude Woman Christmas Card, Nude Woman Skier In Santa Hat Christmas Card, LGBT

Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Greeting Card | Sexy Snowman Christmas Card, Snowman Laying Down With Drink, LGBT

Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Greeting Card

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Mermaid Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Mermaid Birthday Card For Her, Funny Birthday Card For Friend, LGBTQ+, Siren

Mermaid Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bum Print, Bottom, Rude Card

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Derrière, Bum Print

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Female Beige Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Female Beige Greeting Card

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Christmas Twerkey Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Twerking Turkey Christmas Card

Christmas Twerkey Greeting Card

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Birthday Bitch Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card For Her, Slice Of Birthday Cake Doodle

Birthday Bitch Cake Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Ass Illustrated Greeting Card | Bum Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Bottoms Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday You Ass Illustrated Greeting Card

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Cub Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Cub Greeting Card

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Let's Scissor Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Let's Scissor Greeting Card

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Wolf Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Wolf Greeting Card

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Queen Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Queen Greeting Card

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Otter Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Otter Greeting Card

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Dolphin Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Dolphin Greeting Card

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Rug Muncher Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Rug Muncher Greeting Card

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Femme Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Femme Greeting Card

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