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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Pearl Wedding Anniversary Card, Two Oysters With Pearls, For Husband Or Wife, Married Thirty Years

Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Best Dog Mum Ever Greeting Card | Cute Card For Dog Mum, Her, Lady Hugging Dog With Hearts, Mother's Day Card For Dog Owner

Best Dog Mum Ever Greeting Card

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I Like Big Bundts Greeting Card | Funny Bundt Cake Pun Card For Baker, Baking Pun, I Like Big Butts, Smiling Waving Bundt Cake

I Like Big Bundts Greeting Card

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Knitters Like Big Balls Greeting Card | Funny Balls Pun Card For Knitter, Knitting Pun, Two Knitting Balls, Needles, Wool Knitting Balls

Knitters Like Big Balls Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Big Sister Greeting Card | Nun Joke Birthday Card For Older Sister, Sibling, Nun Pun, Large Nun With Halo And Cross Necklace

Happy Birthday To My Big Sister Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cars Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Car Enthusiast, Petrol Head, Formula One, Kit Car, Racing Car, Car DRiving With Flames

Happy Birthday Cars Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dancing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Dancer, Couple Dancing, Ballroom, Tango, Tap, Ballet, Jazz, Contemporary, Latin Dance

Happy Birthday Dancing Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Martial Arts Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Martial Arts Fighter, Man Karate Chopping Wood, Jujitsu, Taekwondo, Boxing, MMA

Happy Birthday Martial Arts Greeting Card

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Stay Alert - Eat Cake - Stay Alert Greeting Card | Lockdown Joke Happy Birthday Card, Politics, Boris Johnson, Press Conference Illustration

Stay Alert - Eat Cake - Stay Alert Greeting Card

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Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card | Scotch Egg Illustration, Scotch Eggs, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card

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Pork Pie Print Greeting Card | Pork Pie Illustration, Full Pork Pie, Pork Pie Slice, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Pork Pie Print Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Aquarius Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Aquarius, Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Aquarius Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Aries Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Aries, Aries Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Aries Greeting Card

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Have A Brie-lliant Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Cheesy Birthday Card, Smiling Happy Block Of Brie, Cheese Pun, Have A Brilliant Birthday

Have A Brie-lliant Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card

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You're Ace! Greeting Card | Funny Ace Of Spades Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Ace Of Spades, You're Awesome, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Ace! Greeting Card

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You're Spec-taculor Greeting Card | Funny Glasses Pun Congratulations Card, Pair Of Specs In A Cape, Spectaculor, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Spec-taculor Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Lettuce Turnip The Beet Greeting Card | Funny Food Pun, Lettuce Digging Up A Sugar Beet, Vegetables, Veggies, Turn Up The Beat

It's Your Birthday Lettuce Turnip The Beet Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple On A Beach Card

Happy Anniversary Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card

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I Lava You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Volcano Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Smiling Volcano With Lava And Heart

I Lava You Greeting Card

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Crazy Horse Lady Greeting Card | Funny Card For Horse Owner, Horse Girl, Horse Lover, Birthday, Pony, Horses, Ponies

Crazy Horse Lady Greeting Card

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Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

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I Whaley Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentines Card, Love, Blue Whale In A Party Hat With Confetti

I Whaley Love You Greeting Card

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Appley Ever After Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Apple Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Apple Bride And Groom Doodle

Appley Ever After Greeting Card

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You're Scrum-tious Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Valentines Card, Love, For Him, For Rugby Player, Fan, Hand Illustrated Rugby Scrum

You're Scrum-tious Greeting Card

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50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, 50th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

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Same Penis Forever Greeting Card | Funny Hen Do Greeting Card, Funny Engagement Card For Her, Hen Party

Same Penis Forever Greeting Card

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Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Mole Pun Birthday Card, Mole Angel With Halo And Wings, Holy Moly Mole Pun, Religion Pun

Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! I Got You A Birthday Pheasant Greeting Card | Funny Present Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Pheasant In Party Hat

Happy Birthday! I Got You A Birthday Pheasant. Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I Still Foil For You Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Aluminium, Tenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Tin Foil With Love Hearts

I Still Foil For You Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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13 Years And You're Still My Sole Mate Greeting Card | Funny Pun, Thirteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Trainers With Love Heart Laces

13 Years And You're Still My Sole Mate Greeting Card

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All I Want Tissue Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper, First Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Box Of Tissues With Love Hearts

All I Want Tissue Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan You're Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, Another Year Older

One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day Pork Pie Print Greeting Card | Pork Pie Illustration Father's Day Card For Dad, Full Pork Pie, Pork Pie Slice, British Picnic Food

Happy Father's Day Pork Pie Print Greeting Card

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