Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

I Believe In You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Alien Good Luck Card, Alien Sitting On UFO Holding Good Luck Sign, Flying Saucer

I Believe In You Greeting Card

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I Whaley Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentines Card, Love, Blue Whale In A Party Hat With Confetti

I Whaley Love You Greeting Card

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Congratulations! You Make A Fur-midable Team. Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Pear Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Anniversary, Two Pears Holding Hands, Great Pair

You Make A Great Pear Greeting Card

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You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Greeting Card | Rude Rugby Pun Greeting Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Rugby Player Holding Loo Roll

You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Greeting Card

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Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

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You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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Same Penis Forever Greeting Card | Funny Hen Do Greeting Card, Funny Engagement Card For Her, Hen Party

Same Penis Forever Greeting Card

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Have A Golden Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Gold Digging Pun Birthday Card, Gold Miner With Pickaxe And Gold Nugget, Prospector Finding Gold

Have A Golden Birthday Greeting Card

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Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Boxing Pun Birthday Card, Boxer Celebrating In Boxing Gloves, KO, Box, UFC, MMA

Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! I Got You A Birthday Pheasant Greeting Card | Funny Present Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Pheasant In Party Hat

Happy Birthday! I Got You A Birthday Pheasant. Greeting Card

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A Little Birdie Told Me It’s Your Birthday So I Ate It Greeting Card | Funny Cat Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat In Birthday Hat With Bird Feathers

A Little Birdie Told Me It’s Your Birthday So I Ate It Greeting Card

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One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan You're Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, Another Year Older

One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Chess Print Greeting Card | Chess Birthday Day Card For Chess Player, Chess Master, Queen, King, Knight, Rook, Bishop, Pawn, Board Game

Happy Birthday Chess Print Greeting Card

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Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Leather Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two Leather Boots In Love, Married Three Years

Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Pearl Wedding Anniversary Card, Two Oysters With Pearls, For Husband Or Wife, Married Thirty Years

Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Best Dog Mum Ever Greeting Card | Cute Card For Dog Mum, Her, Lady Hugging Dog With Hearts, Mother's Day Card For Dog Owner

Best Dog Mum Ever Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife, Housemate, Stinking Dustbin

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Meditation Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Meditator, Women In Lotus Pose Surrounded By Lit Candles, Zen, Namaste

Happy Birthday Meditation Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Badminton Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Badminton Player, Couple Playing Badminton In The Sun, Shuttlecock, Birdie, Rally

Happy Birthday Badminton Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Trains Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Trainspotter, Model Railway Maker, Man With Stopwatch With Train Going Past, Conducter

Happy Birthday Trains Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Martial Arts Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Martial Arts Fighter, Man Karate Chopping Wood, Jujitsu, Taekwondo, Boxing, MMA

Happy Birthday Martial Arts Greeting Card

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Have A Flantastic Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Flan Pun Birthday Card, Happy Flan Wearing Party Hat, Have A Fantastice Birthday

Have A Flantastic Birthday Greeting Card

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It Was About Time You Got Hoot Of Here Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun You're Leaving Card, Travel, New Job, Flying Owl In Pilot's Goggles Waving Goodbye

It Was About Time You Got Hoot Of Here Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday This Swan's For You! Greeting Card | Funny, Swan Pun Birthday Card, Happy Swan In A Party Hat, This One's For You

Happy Birthday This Swan's For You! Greeting Card

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One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Dazed Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him, Another Year Older

One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card

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Go To Work, Don't Go To Work. Go Out, Don't Go Out Out. Have A Great Birthday, But Don't Have A Great Birthday. Greeting Card | Boris Johnson Lockdown Joke
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Congratulations, You Have A Bun In The Oven Greeting Card | Funny, Pregnancy Pun Baby Card, Excited Oven With A Bun Baking In It, Youre Growing A Baby

Congratulations, You Have A Bun In The Oven Greeting Card

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Bee Sure To Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Birthday Card, Bees Flying With Pieces Of Honeycomb

Bee Sure To Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card

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Birthday Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Vibrator Pun Birthday Card, Colourful Dildos Illustration, Different Vibrators Print

Birthday Vibes Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Taurus Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Taurus, Taurus Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Taurus Greeting Card

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Bon Anniversaire Greeting Card | Funny, French Bulldog Birthday Card For Dog Owner, French Bulldog With Moustache In A Beret With Snails

Bon Anniversaire Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Silly Sausage Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Silly Looking Sausage Dog, Dachshund, Dog Pun

Happy Birthday You Silly Sausage Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Artists Greeting Card | Artist Happy Birthday Card For Art Lover, Artists Creating 'Happy Birthday' Art, Hobbie Birthday Card, Hobby

Happy Birthday Artists Greeting Card

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Life's A Beach Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Breakup, Divorce, Man Lying On A Hammock On The Beach

Life's A Beach Greeting Card

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You're Having A Baby And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Egg Pun Pregnancy Card, Excited Cracked Egg Wearing Party Hat, Having A Baby

You're Having A Baby And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card

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