Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Stoned Age Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Caveman, Stone Age Pun

Stoned Age Doodle Greeting Card

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Plank You Very Much! Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Yogi In Plank Position, Yoga, Pilates, Thanks, Cheers, For Him, Thank You Very Much

Plank You Very Much! Greeting Card

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Hap-pee Birthday!! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Banter Birthday Card, Man Peeing, Urinating, Weeing

Hap-pee Birthday!! Greeting Card

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Have A Jammin' Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Weed Birthday Card For Friend, Cannabis, Marijuana, Rasta Dancing, Rastafarian

Have A Jammin' Birthday Greeting Card

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Another Year Older, Another Hair To Pluck From Your Chin Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Friend, Grandma, Getting Old, Chin Hair

Another Year Older, Another Hair To Pluck From Your Chin Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Darts Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Darts Player, Bullseye, Man Playing Darts, WDF, 180, Pub Games, Pub Sports

Happy Birthday Darts Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Basketball Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Basketball Player, Baskertballer Shooting The Ball Into The Hoops, B-Ball, Baller

Happy Birthday Basketball Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Gardening Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Gardener, Gardener Pushing Wheelbarrow With Gnome, Watering Can, Flowers, Seedlings

Happy Birthday Gardening Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bowling Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Bowler, Bowler Knocking Down All Pins, Strike, Bowling Lane, Spare, Split, Bowling Ball

Happy Birthday Bowling Greeting Card

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The Rules Are Simple... Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card | Lockdown Joke Happy Birthday Card, Politics, Boris Johnson, Press Conference Illustration

The Rules Are Simple... Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! This Was The Cheesiest Card I Could Find Greeting Card | Funny, Cheesy Birthday Card, Diferrent Cheeses, Mozzarella, Feta, Cheddar

Happy Birthday! This Was The Cheesiest Card I Could Find Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Everything Else Is Irrelephant Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Elephant Pun Birthday Card, Elephant In A Party Hat

It's Your Birthday Everything Else Is Irrelephant Greeting Card

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18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Eighteenth Birthday Card For Eighteen Year Old, 18th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Campervan Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For VW Owner, T4, T5, T6, T25,T2, T3, Vee Dub, Camper

Campervan Wanker Greeting Card

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Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Joke Christmas Card, LGBT, Gingerbread Man Dancing On Candy Cane

Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Gym Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains

Gym Wanker Greeting Card

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Heron Addict Greeting Card | Funny Card For Bird Watcher, Twitcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching

Heron Addict Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

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You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Golden Anniversary, Gold Bars In Love, For Grandparents, Married Fifty Years

You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Boxing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Boxer, Man With Black Eye In Boxing Gloves Defending, Knockout, KO, Punch, Strike

Happy Birthday Boxing Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Baseball Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Baseball Player, Batter Getting Ready To Hit The Ball, Hey Batter Batter

Happy Birthday Baseball Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Hiker, Couple Hiking Up Mountain, Walking, Climbing, Rambling, Scrambling, Outdoors

Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Surfing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Surfer, Woman Surfing With Guy Drowning, Riding The Wave, Barelling Wave

Happy Birthday Surfing Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Yoga Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Yogi, Girl With Yoga Mat, Yoga Poses, Upward Facing Dog, One Legged Pigeon Pose

Happy Birthday Yoga Greeting Card

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Baby On Board Greeting Card | Funny, Pregnancy Pun Baby Card, Kangaroo With It's Joey In It's Pouch, Kangaroo Mother, New Baby

Baby On Board Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dive Buddy Greeting Card | Diving Birthday Card For Diving Friend, Scubadiving, Under The Sea, Scubadiver With Thumbs Up

Happy Birthday Dive Buddy Greeting Card

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Prose Before Hoes Greeting Card | Shakespeare, Bard, Bros Before Hoes, Friendship, Literature, Funny Literary Pun Card For Writer, Reader

Prose Before Hoes Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Tofu Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Kawai, Tofu Joke Vegan Birthday Card, Square Of Tofu With A Balloon, Veggie, Plant Based

Happy Birthday Tofu Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Husband, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Him, Red Head, Red Haired Boy, Man

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

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I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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Bearded Man In Boxers Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Naked Man Birthday Card, Strong Man Card, Buff Man Card, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Gay Man

Bearded Man In Boxers Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card | Happy Cat Thank You Card, For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Kitten, Thanks For Helping Me Out, Cat With Thumbs Up

Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Crab With Balloon And Party Hat, Have A Fabulous Day

It's Your Birthday Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card

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Seize The Clay Greeting Card | Funny Encouraging Card, Happy Clay Man In Party Hat, Encouragement, Good Luck, Seize The Day

Seize The Clay Greeting Card

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