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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Bah HumPug Greeting Card | Funny Pug In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Bah Humbug, Scrooge, Pug Owner, Pug Lover

Bah HumPug Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Bowled Over Greeting Card | Cricket Bowler, Cricketer, Cricket Pun Love Card, The Ashes, T20, IPL

I'm Bowled Over Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Find Your Centre Greeting Card | Ring Donut Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Find Your Centre Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Yoga Bunny Greeting Card | Rabbit Doing Yoga In Downward Dog Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Bunny Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Man Riding A Horse, Horse Boy, Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Karma Chamelon Greeting Card | Funny Pun Yoga Greeting Card For Yogi, Chameleon In Downward Dog Position, Reptile

Karma Chameleon Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Football Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Footballer, Football Player, Funny Football Card, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

Football Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Greetings Tiny New Earthling Greeting Card | Funny Alien Pun New Baby Card, Alien Sat On A UFO Waving Hello, Flying Saucer

Greetings Tiny New Earthling Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Thanks For Being A Grate Dad Greeting Card | Funny Pun Card For Dad, Father's Day Card, Cheese Grater In A Tie Dad Joke

Thanks For Being A Grate Dad Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Probe Me Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Probe Pun Valentines Card, Sex Joke Love Card, UFO Doodle, Flying Saucer

Probe Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Try Hard! Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Graduation Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Congratulations, Nerdy Looking Rugby Player In Glasses

You Try Hard! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Oh Shit! Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Rude Poo Pun Sorry Card, Dung Beetle On Ball Of Shit

Oh Shit! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Good Luck Card, Rude Dildo, Vibrater

Good Luck Vibes Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas Pudding Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Pudding Doodle Card For Friend, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Merry Christmas Pudding Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dick The Halls Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls, Christmas Carol Penis Pun

Dick The Halls Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Tree Decorated With Dicks And Boobs Christmas Card, LGBT

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Nude Woman Christmas Card, Nude Woman Skier In Santa Hat Christmas Card, LGBT

Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Greeting Card | Sexy Snowman Christmas Card, Snowman Laying Down With Drink, LGBT

Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job

Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Cats, Kittens

Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Brie Mine Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Brie Doodle, Cheese, Be Mine

Brie Mine Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Royal Flush Greeting Card | Funny Toilet Humour Card For Poker Player, Toilet Doodle

Royal Flush Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Play Your Cards Right And You May Be The Ace In The Hole Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Poker Player, Valentine's, Ace Of Spades

Play Your Cards Right And You May Be The Ace In The Hole Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're The Sauciest Person I Know Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Saucy, Red Sauce, Ketchup Doodle, Tomato Sauce

You're The Sauciest Person I Know Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Mermaid Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Mermaid Birthday Card For Her, Funny Birthday Card For Friend, LGBTQ+, Siren

Mermaid Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Derrière, Bum Print

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Beige Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Female Beige Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Christmas Twerkey Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Twerking Turkey Christmas Card

Christmas Twerkey Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Bitch Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card For Her, Slice Of Birthday Cake Doodle

Birthday Bitch Cake Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99