Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card For Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple Sharing A Bath

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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You're Clawsome! Greeting Card | Funny Claw Pun Congratulations Card, Crab In Super Hero Costume, You're Awesome, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Clawsome! Greeting Card

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It's Party Thyme Greeting Card | Funny Herb Pun Birthday Card, Sprig Of Thyme Partying, Celebration, It's Party Time

It's Party Thyme Greeting Card

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It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card | Funny Lion Pun Celebration Card, Lion Lying Down With A Glass Of Champagne

It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card

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You're Roar-some Greeting Card | Funny Lion Pun Congratulations Card, Lion Roaring, You're Awesome, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Roar-some Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sorry It's Latte! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Pun Birthday Card, Sorry Looking Latte, Sorry It's Late, Late Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Sorry It's Latte! Greeting Card

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A Toast To Your Engagement Greeting Card | Funny Toast Pun Engagement Card, A Piece Of Toast In A Tuxedo Holding Champagne, A Toast To You, Celebrate

A Toast To Your Engagement Greeting Card

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The Awkward Moment When You Spawn In The Enemy's Base Greeting Card | Funny Card For Gamer, Small Fish Surrounded By Big Fish In Battle, Gaming

The Awkward Moment When You Spawn In The Enemy's Base Greeting Card

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I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card | Donkey Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Man Leading Donkey Away

I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card

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Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Girlfriend, Wife, Flash Grenade Surrounded By Hearts

Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card

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You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Flag With A Heart, Capture My Heart

You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card

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Chit Happens Greeting Card | Stressed Looking Yogi Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Shit Happens, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Chit Happens Greeting Card

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You Know I'm All About The Bass Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Card, Group Of Bass, All About That Bass, All About The Music, Music Fish Joke

You Know I'm All About The Bass Greeting Card

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If You Can Think Of Any Good Fish Puns Please Let Minnow Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Card, Group Of Minnows, Let Me Know, Joke

If You Can Think Of Any Good Fish Puns Please Let Minnow Greeting Card

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You Blow My Mind Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Hairdryer Pun Valentine's Card, Hairdryer Blowing Air Onto Brain, Anniversary, Proud Of You

You Blow My Mind Greeting Card

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You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Ball And Chain Joke Valentine's Card, Leg Held Down By Ball And Chain, Anniversary

You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card

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You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Winking Tea Cup With Pouty Lips And Eyes, Cup Of Tea, You're Beautiful

You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card

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I Don't Give A Crab About Your Birthday. Greeting Card | Funny Crab Crap Pun Birthday Card, Indifferent Crab, I Don't Give A Crap About Your Birthday

I Don't Give A Crab About Your Birthday. Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card | Funny Chicken Pun Birthday Card, Chicken Rolling On Alcohol Bottle, Let's Get Fucked Up

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card

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Holy Crab... It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Crab Dressed As The Pope, Holy Crap Crab Pun, Religion Pun

Holy Crab... It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Whale Whale Whale... Look Who Turned Another Year Older. Greeting Card | Funny Whale Well Pun, Three Judgemental Whales, Well Well Well, Getting Older

Whale Whale Whale... Look Who Turned Another Year Older. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To Moooo!!!! Greeting Card | Funny Moo You Pun Birthday Card, Happy Looking Cow Wearing A Party Hat, Happy Birthday To You

Happy Birthday To Moooo!!!! Greeting Card

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It's That Thyme Again... Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Thyme Time Pun Birthday Card, A Happy Sprig Of Thyme Holding A Slice Of Cake, Herb Pun

It's That Thyme Again... Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple Sharing A Bath

Happy Anniversary Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card

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Rucking Awesome Brother Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Birthday Card For Rugby Player Brother, Sibling, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Rucking Awesome Brother Greeting Card

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Birthday Fishes Greeting Card | Funny Group Of Fishes In Party Hats Birthday Card, Best Wishes On Your Birthday, Birthday Wishes

Birthday Fishes Greeting Card

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Happy Diwali Greeting Card | Different Diwali Sweets Card, Festival Of Lights, Diwali Sweets Print, Gulab Jamun, Laddu, Barfi, Jalebi, Burfi

Happy Diwali Greeting Card

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Happy 1st Birthday Milk Monster Greeting Card | Funny Monster 1st Birthday Card, Monster Drinking Bottle Of Milk, One Years Old, First Birthday

Happy 1st Birthday Milk Monster Greeting Card

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Hoppy Holidays Greeting Card | Bunny In A Santa Hat Eating A Carrot, Funny Rabbit Merry Christmas Card For Rabbit Lover, Happy Holidays

Hoppy Holidays Greeting Card

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Happy Howlidays Greeting Card | Dog In A Santa Hat, Funny Dog Christmas Card For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppy, Canine

Happy Howlidays Greeting Card

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Meowy Christmas Greeting Card | Cat Winking In A Santa Hat Holding A Bauble, Funny Cat Christmas Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kitten

Meowy Christmas Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Let Minnow If You Wanna Party! Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Birthday Card, Group Of Minnows wearing Party Hats With Confetti

Happy Birthday Let Minnow If You Wanna Party! Greeting Card

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Best Fishes On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Birthday Card, Fishes On A Winners Podium, Best Wish On Your Birthday

Best Fishes On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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I Can't Wait To THC You Again Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Stoner Pun Miss You Card For Friend, THC, Cannabis, Weed, Marijuana, See You Again

I Can't Wait To THC You Again Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry It Was Not The Thyme Nor The Plaice Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Plaice And Thyme Illustration, Fish Pun, Herb Pun

I'm Sorry It Was Not The Thyme Nor The Plaice Greeting Card

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