Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card

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You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card | You're Beautiful Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Female Empowerment, Bum, Derrière

You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card

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Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card, Slice Of Birthday Cake Doodle

Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card

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Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card

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A Toast To The Happy Couple Greeting Card | Funny Toast Pun Engagement Card, Wedding Card, Toast Bride And Groom, A Toast To You, Just Married

A Toast To The Happy Couple Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! (Blow Me Cake) Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Ageing Joke, Cake With Candle Saying Blow Me

Happy Birthday! (Blow Me Cake) Greeting Card

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Even The Cake Thinks You’re Old! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Parent, Grandparent, Ageing Joke, Cake That Says You're Old

Even The Cake Thinks You’re Old! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Let’s Par-tea For Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Tea Drinker, Let's Party, Cup Of Tea With Party Hat

Let’s Par-tea For Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Hap-bee Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Parent, Grandparent, Bumble Bee In Party Hat With Cake

Hap-bee Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Now Where’s The Cake?? Greeting Card | Funny Cat Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat In Party Hat, Cat With Empty Bowl Waiting For Cake

Happy Birthday Now Where’s The Cake?? Greeting Card

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday!Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Battier Than Ever Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Cricket Birthday Card For Cricketer, Dancing Cricket Player, Cricket Fan, T20, Ashes

Battier Than Ever Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card | Funny Wanker Anchor Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Partner, Monochrome, Profanity, Banter

Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Penis Outline Weather, Willy, Cock

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Gin Greeting Card | Funny Gin Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Gin Drinker, Bottle Of Gin Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Gin Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card | Funny Wine Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Wine Drinker, Glass Of Wine Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card

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Congratulations Bitches Greeting Card | Cute Engagement Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Just Married, Congratulations, Two Female Dogs

Congratulations Bitches Greeting Card

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You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife

You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

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You've Bean Getting Older Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Birthday Card For Friend, Can Of Baked Beans, Getting Older, Bean Pun, Baked Bean Tin

You've Bean Getting Older Greeting Card

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As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Walking Brain, Lost Your Mind

As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card

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You're A Gem Greeting Card | Emerald, Fifty Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, You're The Best Card For Friend, Gemstones

You're A Gem Greeting Card

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50 Years Together! Doesn't That Make You Feel Gold Greeting Card | Golden, Fiftieth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Gold Statue, Gold Award

50 Years Together! Doesn't That Make You Feel Gold Greeting Card

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35 Years Together Without Getting Jaded Now That's An Achievement Greeting Card | Jade, Thirty Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Jade Dragon

35 Years Together Without Getting Jaded Now That's An Achievement Greeting Card

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We're Bedder Together. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Seventeenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Couple In Bed

We're Bedder Together. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Let's Have A Ball Greeting Card | Funny Football Birthday Card For Footballer, Celebration, Different Coloured Footballs Celebrating, FIFA, FA Cup

Let's Have A Ball Greeting Card

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2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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