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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti, Prick, Sex Toy Joke

Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card

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Let's Fork Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Let's Fuck, Gardening Pun

Let's Fork Greeting Card

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42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Second Birthday Card For Forty Two Year Old, 42nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Seventh Birthday Card For Thirty Seven Year Old, 37th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fifth Birthday Card For Thirty Five Year Old, 35th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fourth Birthday Card For Thirty Four Year Old, 34th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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It's Be-GIN-ning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Pun Christmas Card For Gin Drinker, Her, Alcohol, G&T

It's Be-GIN-ning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Greeting Card

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Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Romaine Calm Greeting Card | Kawaii, Cute Smiling Romaine Lettuce Sorry And Sympathy Card, Salad Pun, Veggie, Vegan, Plant Based

Romaine Calm Greeting Card

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Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Lady Riding A Horse, Horse Girl, Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

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Yoga Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Yoga Greeting Card For Yoga Lover, Friend, Yogi In Downward Dog Position, Namaste

Yoga Wanker Greeting Card

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Thanks Shallot Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun Thank You Card, Smiling Shallot With Thumbs Up, Thanks A Lot

Thanks Shallot Greeting Card

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You're One In A Melon Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun Thank You Card, Smiling Watermelon Doodle, One In A Million

You're One In A Melon Greeting Card

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Thanks A Bunch Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun Thank You Card, Bunch Of Bananas Smiling With Thumbs Up Doodle

Thanks A Bunch Greeting Card

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I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card | Funny Spider Joke Valentines Card, Cute, Pun Love Card, Spider With Six Eyes Doodle

I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card

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You're Scrum-tious Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Valentines Card, Love, For Him, For Rugby Player, Fan, Hand Illustrated Rugby Scrum

You're Scrum-tious Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Birthday Card For Lesbian, LGBTQ+, For Her

Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card, Rude Poo Pun, Dung Beetle On Ball Of Shit

Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Absolute Tool Greeting Card | Rude DIY Tool Pun Birthday Card, Spanner, Screwdriver, Saw, Hammer, Nails

Happy Birthday You Absolute Tool Greeting Card

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Wake And Bake Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Stoner Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

Wake And Bake Greeting Card

from £3.99

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World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Wife, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card

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You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Naked Man With Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, LGBT, Nude Man In Santa Hat Holding Present

Naked Man In Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Aphrodite Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBT, Greek Mythology, Goddess Of Love, Venus

Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Father’s Day You Absolute Tool Greeting Card | Rude Father's Day Card For Dad, DIY, Screwdriver, Spanner, Ruler, Hammer, Saw, Tools

Happy Father’s Day You Absolute Tool Greeting Card

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Dad, You’re My Roll Model Greeting Card | Rude Father's Day Card For Dad, Thank You, Best Dad, Role Model, Toilet Humour, Toilet Roll

Dad, You’re My Roll Model Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Thank You, Spa, Face Mask, Relax

Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Thank You, Super Mum, Wonder Mum

Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person, Ginger Pubes

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're The Shit Greeting Card | Funny Love & Friendship Card, You're The Best, Dung Beetle On A Ball Of Poo

You're The Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Crazy Pho You Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Pho Noodles Doodle

Crazy Pho You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Knights Templar Pun Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Knights Hemplar Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Let Me Be Blunt Congratulations Greeting Card | Funny Congratulations Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt Congratulations Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Dancer Birthday Card For Her, For Friend, LGBTQ+, Dancing

Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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