Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Beerday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Dad, Boyfriend, Husband, Friend, Pint Of Beer, Beer Joke Birthday Card

Happy Beerday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

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Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Birthday Card

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card

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Have A Willy Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Penis Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Gay Man, Partner, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Penis Doodle

Have A Willy Good Birthday Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Sister? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Sibling, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Best Sister Card

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Sister? Greeting Card

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Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card | Funny Pun Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Hammer, Nails, Confetti

Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Little Sister Greeting Card | Nun Joke Birthday Card For Younger Sister, Sibling, Nun Pun, Small Nun With Halo And Cross Necklace

Happy Birthday To My Little Sister Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Partner Who Snores, Husband, Wife, Man In Bed Snoring Loudly

Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ice Skating Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Ice Skater, Skater Gliding On Ice In Coat And Scarf, Ice Skates, Ice Rink

Happy Birthday Ice Skating Greeting Card

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Never Mind How I Find Salmon Like Youuuuu! Greeting Card | Funny Salmon Pun Card, Salmon In Bow Tie Playing Piano And Singing, Love, Friendship

Never Mind How I Find Salmon Like Youuuuu! Greeting Card

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Have You Grown Up Yet? Greeting Card | Funny, Immature Birthday Card, Checkboxes With Penis Drawn Next To Yes, Willy Doodle, Not Grown Up Yet

Have You Grown Up Yet? Greeting Card

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Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Noodles Pun Anniversary Card, Love, Udon Noodles In Love, Valentine's, Ramen Bowl

Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card

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I Will Never Dessert You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dessert Pun Anniversary Card, Love, I Will Never Leave You, Never Desert You, Chocolate Dessert

I Will Never Dessert You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card | Funny, Bong Pun Birthday Card For Stoner, Sad Looking Bong, Miss You Birthday Card

Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card

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Pause And Relax It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card, Remote Controle Pointing At Pause Button, Take Time For Yourself

Pause And Relax It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Thanks For Helping Me Owl't Greeting Card | Happy Owl On A Tree Branch Thank You Card, Thanks For Helping Me Out, Bird, Ta, Cheers

Thanks For Helping Me Owl't Greeting Card

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Stout-standing Dad Greeting Card | Funny Stout Pun Father's Day Card For Stout Drinking Dad, Father, Happy Pint Of Stout, Outstanding Dad, Beer, Ale

Stout-standing Dad Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Don't Be Boaring! Greeting Card | Funny, Boar Pun Birthday Card, Boar Sat on Sofa With Paper And Pipe, Don't Be Boring

It's Your Birthday Don't Be Boaring! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Silver Fox Greeting Card | Handsome Silver Fox Illustration, For Good Looking Older Man, For Husband, For Boyfriend

Happy Birthday You Silver Fox Greeting Card

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You Can Go Out, But Not Out Out Greeting Card | Go Out But Not Out Out Joke Happy Birthday Card, Politics, Boris Johnson, Press Conference Illustration

You Can Go Out, But Not Out Out Greeting Card

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Bird Nerd Greeting Card | Funny Card For Bird Watcher, Twitcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching, Blue Bird In Glasses

Bird Nerd Greeting Card

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Card, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Candle Pun Love Card, Flirty Cake With Candles On, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

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Bee Mine Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Valentine's Card, Bees In Love, Bee Giving Flowers To Another Be, Be Mine, Be My Valentine

Bee Mine Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Wise Old Owl Greeting Card | Funny Owl Birthday Card, Owl In Mortarboard, Clever Looking Owl, Graduate Cap, Academic Cap

Happy Birthday You Wise Old Owl Greeting Card

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Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Butter Pun Sorry It's Late Birthday Card, Better Late Than Never, Happy Block Of Butter

Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Baked Greeting Card | Funny Baking Pun Birthday Card For Baker, Happy Chocolate Chip Cookies On A Baking Tray

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Baked Greeting Card

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Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card | Scotch Egg Illustration, Scotch Eggs, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card

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Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print Greeting Card | Chips Wrapped Up In Newspaper Illustrations, Chippy

Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print Greeting Card

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Have A Roarsome Birthday Greeting Card | Dinosaur Pun Birthday Card, Different Coloured Dinos Illustration, Different Dinosaurs Print

Have A Roarsome Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Pisces Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Picses, Picses Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Pisces Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sagittarius Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Sagittarius, Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Sagittarius Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Scorpio Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Scorpio, Scorpio Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Scorpio Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Gemini Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Gemini, Gemini Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Gemini Greeting Card

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You Have Been Out Standing In Your Field! Greeting Card | Joke Congratulations Card, Man Stood Out In A Field, Graduation, Outstanding, Promotion

You Have Been Out Standing In Your Field! Greeting Card

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You're Leaving... Bi-den! Greeting Card | Funny Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Joe Biden Waving, Bye Then, Politics

You're Leaving... Bi-den! Greeting Card

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