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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Now We're Even Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Deadpan Thanks Card, Cheers, Gratitude, Monochrome

Now We're Even Greeting Card

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One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome

One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card

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We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome, For Him, For Her

We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card

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An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Anniversary Card, Monochrome

An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card

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Obligatory Father's Day Card Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card, Dry Humour Card For Dad

Obligatory Father's Day Card Greeting Card

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Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card | Funny New Mum Card, Joke New Mum Card, New Baby, Just Gave Birth

Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card

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Hi I'm Vegan Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Vegan Greeting Card, Greeting Card For Vegans, Funny Vegan Card, Veggie, Plant Based

Hi I'm Vegan Greeting Card

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In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude You're Old Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Grandparent, Old Age Joke

In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card

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U Are 41 Greeting Card | 39 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 41st Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty One, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty First Birthday

U Are 41 Greeting Card

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U Are 40 Greeting Card | 38 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 40th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Fortieth Birthday

U Are 40 Greeting Card

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U Are 39 Greeting Card | 37 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 39th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Nine, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Ninth Birthday

U Are 39 Greeting Card

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U Are 38 Greeting Card | 36 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 38th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Eight, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Eighth Birthday

U Are 38 Greeting Card

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U Are 37 Greeting Card | 35 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 37th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Seven, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Seventh Birthday

U Are 37 Greeting Card

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U Are 36 Greeting Card | 34 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 36th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Six, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Sixth Birthday

U Are 36 Greeting Card

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U Are 35 Greeting Card | 33 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 35th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Fifth Birthday

U Are 35 Greeting Card

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U Are 34 Greeting Card | 32 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 34th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Fourth Birthday

U Are 34 Greeting Card

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U Are 33 Greeting Card | 31 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 33rd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Three, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Third Birthday

U Are 33 Greeting Card

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U are 32 Greeting Card | 30 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 32nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Two, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Second Birthday

U Are 32 Greeting Card

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U Are 31 Greeting Card | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty One, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty First Birthday

U Are 31 Greeting Card

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U Are 30 Greeting Card | 28 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 30th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirtieth Birthday

U Are 30 Greeting Card

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U Are 29 Greeting Card | 27 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 29th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Nine, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Ninth Birthday

U Are 29 Greeting Card

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U Are 28 Greeting Card | 26 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 28th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Eight, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Eighth

U Are 28 Greeting Card

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U Are 27 Greeting Card | 25 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 27th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Seven, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Seventh

U Are 27 Greeting Card

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U Are 26 Greeting Card | 24 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 26th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Six, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Sixth

U Are 26 Greeting Card

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U Are 25 Greeting Card | 23 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 25th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fith

U Are 25 Greeting Card

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U Are 24 Greeting Card | 22 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 24th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fourth

U Are 24 Greeting Card

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U Are 23 Greeting Card | 21 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 23rd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Three, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Third

U Are 23 Greeting Card

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U Are 21 Greeting Card | 19 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 21st Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty First, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty First

U Are 21 Greeting Card

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U Are 20 Greeting Card | 18 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 20th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twentieth, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty

U Are 20 Greeting Card

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Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Him, Husband, Friend, Husband, Drooping Balls

Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card

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Another Year Older Not Wiser Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, You're Old Card

Another Year Older Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanker Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Offensive Bubble Writing Birthday Card

Birthday Wanker Greeting Card

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Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke, Forgotten Anniversary Joke Card For Husband Or Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse

Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card

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Alexa, Am I Old? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card, Age Joke, You're Old, Getting Older, Rude Birthday Card For Parent Or Grandparent

Alexa, Am I Old? Greeting Card

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Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card For Dad, Father, Forgotten Dad's Birthday Joke Card

Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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