Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards
Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.
Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.
All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving
Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card
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Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card
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Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card
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You Put The Ho Back In Christmas Greeting Card
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If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card
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Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
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In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card
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Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card
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I'm Jealous Of All The People Who Haven't Met You Greeting Card
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You're Old Enough To Remember When Emojis Were Called Hieroglyphics Greeting Card
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If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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I Fail To See The Point In Your Continued Existence Greeting Card
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I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Dad! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday! You Are A Constant Source Of Disappointment! Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card
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42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card
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Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card
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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card
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Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That You Are No Longer Young Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card
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