Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Have A Magical Birthday Greeting Card | Magic Mushroom Pun Birthday Card, Colourful Mushrooms Illustration, Drugs Pun

Have A Magical Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Nineth Birthday Card For Twenty Nine Year Old, 29th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Seventh Birthday Card For Twenty Seven Year Old, 27th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Have A Wheely Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Joke Bike Wheel Pun Birthday Card For Cyclist, Victorian Man On A Penny Farthing

Have A Wheely Good Birthday Greeting Card

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40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Best Man Greeting Card | Funny Will You Be My Best Man Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Best Man Greeting Card

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Least It's Not Genital Warts Get Well Soon Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Get Well Soon

Least It's Not Genital Warts Get Well Soon Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card | Deadpan Wedding Card, Deadpan First Home Together Card

Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card

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It May Only Be Our Bronze Anniversary But With You I Feel Like I've Won Gold Greeting Card | Bronze, Eighth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

It May Only Be Our Bronze Anniversary But With You I Feel Like I've Won Gold Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Pork Pie Print Greeting Card | Pork Pie Illustration Birthday Card, Full Pork Pie, Pork Pie Slice, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Happy Birthday Pork Pie Print Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Coffee Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Barista, Coffee Drinker, Coffee Grinder, Coffee Beans, Coffee Pot, Espresso, Latte

Happy Birthday Coffee Greeting Card

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You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card | Funny, Chess Pun Love Card, Flirty Queen Chess Piece And Confident King Piece, Check Mate, Valentine's

You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card

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Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Mole Pun Birthday Card, Mole Dressed As The Pope, Holy Moly Mole Pun, Religion Pun

Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Birthday Card, Musical Note Celebrating

Just A Note To Say Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fifth Birthday Card For Twenty Five Year Old, 25th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Eighteenth Birthday Card In Green For Eighteen Year Old Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed, Boyfriend, Son, Brother, 18th

You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In August. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In August. Greeting Card

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30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Her, Red Head, Red Haired Girl, Woman

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

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Happy Fucking Birthday Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Bday

Happy Fucking Birthday Greeting Card

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Level Up It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Gamer, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level Up It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Greeting Card | Punny Birthday Card For Stoner, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun, Sausage Roll Doodle

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Greeting Card

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Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Penis Cumming In A Santa Hat, Come All Ye Faithful

Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card

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#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Hashtag, Red And White

#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card

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RIP Vagina Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Mum Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

RIP Vagina Greeting Card

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On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Sex Joke Birthday Card For Him,

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card

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Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card | Cute Wedding Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Brides Holding Hands

Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card

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Drum Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Greeting Card

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Congratulations It's All Downhill From Here Greeting Card | Funny Engagement Card, Bride And Groom Skiing Downhill, Wedding, Getting Married, Marriage

Congratulations It's All Downhill From Here Greeting Card

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Labracadabra... Wishing You A Magical Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Birthday Card, Labrador In Magicians Costume, Abracadabra, Puppy

Labracadabra... Wishing You A Magical Birthday! Greeting Card

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Sushi Print Greeting Card | Different Sushi Bites Print, Salmon, Prawns, Crab, California Rolls, Nigiri, Sashimi, Maki, Tuna Roll

Sushi Print Greeting Card

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Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Chelsea Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Brother, Sibling, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card

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You’re My Lobster Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, Love, Lobster Doodle, Friends Quote, Mate For Life

You’re My Lobster Greeting Card

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Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

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I'm Muffin Without You Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, For Him, For Her, Nothing Without You, Muffin Doodle

I'm Muffin Without You Greeting Card

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You're Dope Greeting Card | Weed Well Done Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Thank You

You're Dope Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude Wedding Card, Offensive Getting Married Card, Bride And Groom

Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

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Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Santa Clause Joke

Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card

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You Make Me Wet Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

You Make Me Wet Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cheeky Illustrated Greeting Card | Bum Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Bottoms Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Cheeky Illustrated Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card

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Have A Wicket Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Cricket Birthday Card For Cricketer, Cricket Player, Cricket Fan, T20, Ashes

Have A Wicket Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Two Loo Rolls In Love, Married One Year

Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Squash Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Squash Player, Couple Playing Squash, Racket And Ball Sport, WSF, Indoor Racket Game

Happy Birthday Squash Greeting Card

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Happy Baby Shower Greeting Card | Funny, Babies Falling Out Of A Shower Baby Shower Baby Card, Having A Baby Card, Pregnancy

Happy Baby Shower Greeting Card

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