Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards
Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.
Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.
All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving
Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card
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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
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Vagina Word Art Greetings Card
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Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dinosaur! Greeting Card
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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Weed Greeting Card
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You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Birthday Greeting Card
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Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card
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26 Years, I Never Pictured We'd Get This Far Greeting Card
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In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card
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2005 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card
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The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card
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Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Sugar Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To A Fun Guy Greeting Card
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Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card
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I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card
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I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, The Dog Is My Favourite, But You Will Do To Greeting Card
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From Your Favourite Sibling Greeting Card
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You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card
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One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card
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Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Beauty Print Greeting Card
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Happy 20th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card
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We're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card
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Aye, 'Twas Me Who Did Guff Greeting Card
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At That Moment, Mary Realised She Had Made A Terrible Mistake. Greeting Card
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I'm Jealous Of All The People Who Haven't Met You Greeting Card
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You're Old Enough To Remember When Emojis Were Called Hieroglyphics Greeting Card
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I Want Your Sausage In My Hole Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Bestie Acronym Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Ice Skating Greeting Card
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