Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

About Fucking Time. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Engagement Card, Well Done, Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time. Greeting Card

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You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity Wedding Card, Engagement

You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card

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You're My Weirdo Greeting Card | Funny, Silly, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You're My Weirdo Greeting Card

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Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card

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A Toast To The Happy Couple Greeting Card | Funny Toast Pun Engagement Card, Wedding Card, Toast Bride And Groom, A Toast To You, Just Married

A Toast To The Happy Couple Greeting Card

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We're Bedder Together. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Seventeenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Couple In Bed

We're Bedder Together. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I Would Have Bought You A Silver Plate But This Card Was Cheaper. Happy 23rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Silver Plate Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife
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You're So Sweet Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Cotton, Second Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Cotton Candy, Love Hearts

You're So Sweet Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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30 Years Of Marriage Doesn't Come Without It's Pressure But You've Been My Rock Greeting Card | Diamond, Thirtieth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

30 Years Of Marriage Doesn't Come Without It's Pressure But You've Been My Rock Greeting Card

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You're So Marble-lous! Happy 27th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Sculpture, Twenty Seventh Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Marble Statue

You're So Marble-lous! Happy 27th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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We're Meant 2p Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Copper, Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Copper Pennies And Love Hearts

We're Meant 2p Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You're So Sweet Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Sugar, Sixth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Sweets And Love Hearts, 6 Years Married

You're So Sweet Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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He Popped The Question Greeting Card | Funny Popcorn Joke Engagement Card, Getting Married, Marriage, Popping Corn Pun, You're Engaged

He Popped The Question Greeting Card

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I Can't Do This Shit Alone! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party, Maid Of Honour, Engagement Ring Doodle

I Can't Do This Shit Alone! Greeting Card

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Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny, Naughty Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card, Cheeky

Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Someone Has To Book The Stripper!  Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny, Naughty Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card, Cheeky

Someone Has To Book The Stripper! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Obviously You're Gonna Be My Maid Of Honour! And No That's Not A Question! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card

Obviously You're Gonna Be My Maid Of Honour! And No That's Not A Question! Greeting Card

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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny, Naughty Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card, Cheeky

Someone Has To Buy The Willy Decorations! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Someone Has To Book The Stripper! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny, Naughty Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card, Cheeky

Someone Has To Book The Stripper! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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I Want To Shuck You Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny Thitieth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Pearl Anniversary, Married 30 Years,

I Want To Shuck You Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, New Parents, Wedding Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, Just Married

Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card

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Yay He Popped The Question! Greeting Card | Funny Engagement Card, Happy Popcorn, Getting Married, Marriage, Popping Corn, You're Engaged

Yay He Popped The Question! Greeting Card

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You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card | Funny Pink Anniversary Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Silly Love Card, Valentines

You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card

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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Valentines Card, Wedding Anniversary, Love, Golddigger Joke

I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card

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Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Wedding Card, Funny Congratulations Card

Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card

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Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Rude Just Married Card

Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card

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And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Wedding Card, Funny Engagement Card, Moving In Together

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card

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