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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

I Otterly Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Otter Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Otter Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Otterly Love You Greeting Card

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40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card | Funny, Sarcastic, Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Friend, Kitten, Cats

Happy Birthday Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Merman Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Merman Birthday Card For Him, For Friend, LGBTQ+, Neptune, Poseidon, God Of Sea

Merman Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Can You Feel The Drugs Tonight? Greeting Card | Song Lyric Pun Birthday Card, Celebration, Cannabis, Weed, Can You Feel The Love Tonight

Can You Feel The Drugs Tonight? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Cat Lover, Funny Card For Cat Owners, Kittens

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card

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Happy Birthgay Greeting Card | Rainbow Cake Birthday Card For Friend, Gay Man, Lesbian, Bisexual, LGBT, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card, Gay Pride, Queer

Happy Birthgay Greeting Card

from £3.99

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13 Years And You're Still My Sole Mate Greeting Card | Thirteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Sole Fish And Love Hearts, Married For 13 Years

You're Still My Sole Mate Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Bell With Party Hat On

Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Silver Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Silver Knife And Fork In Love, Married Twenty Five Years

Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Partner, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Wife, Husband

Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card

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Totally Kiln It Greeting Card | Funny Pottery Pun Encouraging Card, Group Of Happy Clay Pots, Encouragement, Good Luck, Totally Killing It

Totally Kiln It Greeting Card

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You're Simply The Zest! Greeting Card | Funny Fruit Pun Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Lemon, You're Perfect, New Job, Graduation, Simply The Best

You're Simply The Zest! Greeting Card

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Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Pun Valentine's Card, Espresso Coffee In Love, Words Cannot Express

Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean To Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Show Me Your Tackle Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Sex Joke, Valentines Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Six Nations, Anniversary, Tackle Penis Pun

Show Me Your Tackle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Merry Catmas Greeting Card | Cat Tangled In Christmas Lights, Funny Cat Christmas Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kitten

Merry Catmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Llamaste Greeting Card | Llama Doing Yoga In Cow Pose Pun Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Llamaste Greeting Card

from £3.99

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40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Dad, Mum, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Age Card, For Brother, Friend

40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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Christmas Is Cancelled. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Christmas Card For Friend, Christmas Hater, Bah Humbug

Christmas Is Cancelled. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Girlfriend, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Vegan, Cactus Doodle, Veggie, Plant Based, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Slay Greeting Card | You Slay Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Greeting Card, Female Empowerment Card, Slay All Day, Slay Queen

Slay Greeting Card

from £3.99

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