Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Thank You Card For Friend, Parent, Partner

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card

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Ivory Much Love You Happy 14th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Ivory, Fourteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Elephants In Love, Love Heart

Ivory Much Love You Happy 14th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I Love You Sodium Much Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Salt, Seventh Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Salt Shaker And Love Hearts

I Love You Sodium Much Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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What Wood I Do Without You Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Wood, Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Tree Stumps With Love Hearts

What Wood I Do Without You Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Best Bud Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Best Friend, Stoner, Weed Smoker, BFF, Bestie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Pot, 420

Happy Birthday To My Best Bud Greeting Card

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Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Friendship Card For Stoner, Cannabis Smoker, Hash, Marijuana, Ganja, Pot

Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

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Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Salt Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Salt Shakers In Love, Married Eight Years

Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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Best Buds Greeting Card | Weed Best Friend Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, BFF, Bestie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Best Buds Greeting Card

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You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card

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After 15 Years Together, One Thing Is Crystal Clear I Love You Greeting Card | Crystal, Fifteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Crystal Glasses

After 15 Years Together, One Thing Is Crystal Clear I Love You Greeting Card

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Yoga Woman Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Yoga Woman In Lotus Pose Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Woman Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Tin Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Two Tin Cans In Love, Married Ten Years

Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Yoga Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Yoga Man In Warrior One Birthday Card For Him, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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5 Years Together And I've Never Gotten Board Greeting Card | Wood, Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Wooden Boards With Love Hearts

5 Years Together And I've Never Gotten Board Greeting Card

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I Wool Always Love You Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Seventh Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Ram And Sheep Humping

I Wool Always Love You Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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It's Bean A Pleasure Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Friend, Good Luck, New Job, It's Been Fun, Goodbye

It's Bean A Pleasure Greeting Card

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Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Partner, Star Gazing, Telescope, Stars Spelling Cunt

Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Cook, Man In Chef Hat With Pan

Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card

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Hip Hip Replacement Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Walking Frame, Hip Hip Hooray, Ageing Joke

Hip Hip Replacement Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Zeus Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Buff Zeus With Lightning Bolt Birthday Card For Him, Friend, Greek Mythology, God Of Thunder

Zeus Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Wool Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Woolly Mammoths In Love, Married Seven Years

Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Best-Tea Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii Funny Pun Birthday Card For Best Friend, BFF Two Teacups Holding Hands

Happy Birthday Best-Tea Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card

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RIP To Your Twenties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Thirtieth Birthday Card For Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Thirty Year Old, 30th

RIP To Your Twenties Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ginja Ninja  Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person

Happy Birthday Ginja Ninja Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Cook, Man In Chef Uniform

Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Dad, Him, Man BBQing Steak In The Sun, BBQ

Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dumpling Greeting Card | Kawaii Birthday Card, Dumpling, Chopsticks, Dim Sum

Happy Birthday Dumpling Greeting Card

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You're Scrotally Awesome Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Friendship Card, Pair Of Testicles Doodle, Testies, Scrotum

You're Scrotally Awesome Greeting Card

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Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Her, Daughter, Friend, Gay Man, 40th

Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

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Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Her, Mum, Mother, Friend, Gay Man, 50th

Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

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