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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Find Your Centre Greeting Card | Ring Donut Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Find Your Centre Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Yoga Bunny Greeting Card | Rabbit Doing Yoga In Downward Dog Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Bunny Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Man Riding A Horse, Horse Boy, Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Probe Me Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Probe Pun Valentines Card, Sex Joke Love Card, UFO Doodle, Flying Saucer

Probe Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

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60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 60th, Profanity Sixtieth Birthday Card For Sixty Year Old, Grandad, Grandma, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Age Card

30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 40th, Deadpan Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend

Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Merry Christmas Pudding Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Pudding Doodle Card For Friend, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Merry Christmas Pudding Greeting Card

from £3.99

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RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fortieth Birthday Card For Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Forty Year Old, 40th

RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card | Funny Pink Anniversary Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Silly Love Card, Valentines

You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Card For Her, Girlfriend, Friend, Wife

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job

Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Valentines Card, Wedding Anniversary, Love, Golddigger Joke

I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Cats, Kittens

Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Brie Mine Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Brie Doodle, Cheese, Be Mine

Brie Mine Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Let's Bone Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Her, Him, Bone Doodle, Monochrome, Anniversary

Let's Bone Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're The Sauciest Person I Know Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Saucy, Red Sauce, Ketchup Doodle, Tomato Sauce

You're The Sauciest Person I Know Greeting Card

from £3.99

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One Love Greeting Card | Anniversary Card, Love Card, Valentines Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

One Love Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99