Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday To A Fun Guy Greeting Card | Funghi, Mushroom Pun Card, Mushroom With Confetti, Fine Art Illustration, Happy Birthday To A Funghi

Happy Birthday To A Fun Guy Greeting Card

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From Your Favourite Sibling Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Brother, Sister, Joke Bubble Writing Birthday Card For Sibling

From Your Favourite Sibling Greeting Card

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I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card For Mum Or Dad, Age Joke, Getting Older, Funny, You're Old

I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card

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One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Friend, Kitten, Card With Lots Of Cats

One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Beauty Print Greeting Card | Beauty Print Birthday Card For Make Up Artist, Blush, Lipstick, Nail Varnish, Tweezers, Brushes, Mirror

Happy Birthday Beauty Print Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Bestie Acronym Greeting Card | Nice Birthday Card For Best Friend, Brave, Energising, Strong, Talented, Inspirational, Empowering

Happy Birthday To My Bestie Acronym Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Billiards Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Billiards Player, Men Playing Billiards, Cue, Pool, Snooker, Billiard Balls, Pocket

Happy Birthday Billiards Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Horseriding Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Horserider, Horse Riding On Jockey, Bridle, Stirrups, Showjumping, Equestrian

Happy Birthday Horseriding Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dogs Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Dog Owner, Group Of Dogs Staring, Boxer, Dalmatian, Pug, St Bernard, Shiba Inu, Mini Poodle

Happy Birthday Dogs Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dancing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Dancer, Couple Dancing, Ballroom, Tango, Tap, Ballet, Jazz, Contemporary, Latin Dance

Happy Birthday Dancing Greeting Card

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If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sibling, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Sister Card

If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Control Freak Greeting Card | Funny, Gaming Joke Birthday Card For Gamer, Frankenstein Playing Video Games

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Control Freak Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Queen Greeting Card | Funny, Chess Pun Birthday Card, Flirty Queen Chess Piece With Pouty Lips, For Chess Player, Her, Gay Man, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Queen Greeting Card

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I Fail To See The Point In Your Continued Existence Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Mean Card, No Point To You Card, Birthday

I Fail To See The Point In Your Continued Existence Greeting Card

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Your Looks Have Faded With Age Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity Greeting Card, Birthday, Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Your Looks Have Faded With Age Greeting Card

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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Dad! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Father
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Happy Birthday! You Are A Constant Source Of Disappointment! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Son, Daughter, Spouse, Birthday Candle

Happy Birthday! You Are A Constant Source Of Disappointment! Greeting Card

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Shiver Me Timbers.. It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Pirate Birthday Card, Smiling Shivering Pirate In A Puddle, Skull And Cross Bones

Shiver Me Timbers.. It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Dog Father Greeting Card | Funny, Dog Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog That Looks Like The Godfather, For Dog Owner, For Him

Happy Birthday To The Dog Father Greeting Card

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Life Be-gins At 40 Greeting Card | Funny 40th, Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Gin Pun, Happy Gin Bottle, Life Begins At 40

Life Be-gins At 40 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Human Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Birthday Card From Dog, Paw Print Pattern, For Dog Owner, Card From Dog, Pet, Puppy

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Human Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card | Funny Snake Pun Birthday Card, Snake In A Crown Drinking A Cocktail, Let's Get Drunk

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! Have A Clawsome Day Greeting Card | Funny Claw Pun Birthday Card, Have An Awesome Day, Crab Partying Illustration, Shellfish

Happy Birthday! Have A Clawsome Day Greeting Card

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A Toast To Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Toast Pun Birthday Card, An Excited Piece Of Toast In A Party Hat, Cheers, A Toast To You, Celebrate

A Toast To Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Holy Carp It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Birthday Card, Carp Dressed As The Pope, Holy Crap Carp Pun, Religion Pun

Holy Carp It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Mother Rucker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Rugby Birthday Card For Rugby Player, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Happy Birthday Mother Rucker Greeting Card

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Born In The 80s Greeting Card | 80s Baby Birthday Card, Birthday, Born In The 1980s, Eighties, Leg Warmers, Cassette Player, Cassette Tapes

Born In The 80s Greeting Card

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Console Yourself It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Gaming Console Birthday Card For Gamer, Gaming Obsessed, Games Controller

Console Yourself It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Stoned Weed Leaf Greeting Card | High Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaf, Stoner, Ganja, Hash, Pot

Happy Birthday Stoned Weed Leaf Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Hand Holding Weed Leaf Greeting Card | Hand Held Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaf, Stoner Birthday

Happy Birthday Hand Holding Weed Leaf Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Her, Red Head, Red Haired Girl, Woman

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Birthday Card For Friend, Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister

Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Boobs Illustration Pink Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Boobs Illustration Pink Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Nosey Cunt In Small Font Joke

Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card

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33 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Third Birthday Card For Thirty Three Year Old, 33rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

33 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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