Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday Pork Pie Print Greeting Card | Pork Pie Illustration Birthday Card, Full Pork Pie, Pork Pie Slice, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Happy Birthday Pork Pie Print Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday Coffee Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Barista, Coffee Drinker, Coffee Grinder, Coffee Beans, Coffee Pot, Espresso, Latte

Happy Birthday Coffee Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Mole Pun Birthday Card, Mole Dressed As The Pope, Holy Moly Mole Pun, Religion Pun

Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Just A Note To Say Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Birthday Card, Musical Note Celebrating

Just A Note To Say Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fifth Birthday Card For Twenty Five Year Old, 25th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Eighteenth Birthday Card In Green For Eighteen Year Old Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed, Boyfriend, Son, Brother, 18th

You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In August. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In August. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Her, Red Head, Red Haired Girl, Woman

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Fucking Birthday Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Bday

Happy Fucking Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Level Up It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Gamer, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level Up It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Greeting Card | Punny Birthday Card For Stoner, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun, Sausage Roll Doodle

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Sex Joke Birthday Card For Him,

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Labracadabra... Wishing You A Magical Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Birthday Card, Labrador In Magicians Costume, Abracadabra, Puppy

Labracadabra... Wishing You A Magical Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Chelsea Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Brother, Sibling, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're Dope Greeting Card | Weed Well Done Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Thank You

You're Dope Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Let Me Be Blunt Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You Make Me Wet Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

You Make Me Wet Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday Cheeky Illustrated Greeting Card | Bum Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Bottoms Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Cheeky Illustrated Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Have A Wicket Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Cricket Birthday Card For Cricketer, Cricket Player, Cricket Fan, T20, Ashes

Have A Wicket Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday Squash Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Squash Player, Couple Playing Squash, Racket And Ball Sport, WSF, Indoor Racket Game

Happy Birthday Squash Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
It's Your Birthday And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Egg Pun Birthday Card, Excited Cracked Egg Wearing A Party Hat

It's Your Birthday And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Fancy It? Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Sex Hand Gesture Doodle

Fancy It? Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Dad, Him, Man BBQing In Apron And Party Hat, BBQ

Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card | Scotch Egg Illustration Birthday Card, Scotch Eggs, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Happy Birthday Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday Sir Snore A Lot Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Partner, Man In Bed Snoring Loudly, Person Who Snores

Happy Birthday Sir Snore A Lot Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Older But Wiser, Beer Bottle In Glasses With White Beard

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're How Old?? Yoga'tta Be Kidding Me! Greeting Card | Yoga Woman In Tree Pose Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Pun, Namaste, Meditation, Age Joke

You're How Old?? Yoga'tta Be Kidding Me! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Wishing You A Forking Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Gardening Pun, Allotment, Garden

Wishing You A Forking Good Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Second Birthday Card For Thirty Two Year Old, 32nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fourth Birthday Card For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twentieth Birthday Card For Twenty Year Old, 20th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Stoned Age Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Caveman, Stone Age Pun

Stoned Age Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity

You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99