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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Mum Greeting Card | Weed Joke Mother's Day Card For Mother, Her, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Mum Greeting Card

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Have A Rum Believable Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Pun Birthday Card For Rum Drinker, Pirate Drinking A Bottle Of Rum

Have A Rum Believable Birthday Greeting Card

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Strong Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Naked Man Birthday Card, Tattooed Man Card, Buff Man Card, Birthday Card For Gay Man, LGBTQ+ Card

Strong Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sewing Print Greeting Card | Sewing Print Birthday Card For Seamstress, Scissors, Thimble, Needle, Thread, Measuring Tape, Safety Pin

Happy Birthday Sewing Print Greeting Card

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Snappy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Photography Pun Birthday Card For Photographer, Flashing Camera, Snapshot, Snap Snap

Snappy Birthday Greeting Card

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Have A Dope Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot

Have A Dope Birthday Greeting Card

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Shorty It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Birthday Card For Short Friend, Gnome Doodle

Shorty It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bee Keeping Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Beekeeper, Beekeeper In Bee Suit Holding Honeycomb, Honey Bees, Bee Hive

Happy Birthday Bee Keeping Greeting Card

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Naked Man Birthday Suit Greeting Card | Naked Man Birthday Card, Strong Man Card, Buff Man Card, Birthday Card For Gay Man, LGBTQ+ Card

Naked Man Birthday Suit Greeting Card

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You're Dead In Dog Years Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Grandparent, Old Age Joke

You're Dead In Dog Years Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Bowls Player, Two People Playing Bowls On Grass, Fast Green, Heavy Green, Slow Green

Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card

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23 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Third Birthday Card For Twenty Three Year Old, 23rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

23 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Thirtieth Birthday Card In Green For Thirty Year Old Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed, Boyfriend, Husband, Brother, 30th

You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card

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Level 18 Unlocked Greeting Card | 18th Birthday Card For Gamer, Eighteenth, Eighteen Year Old, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level 18 Unlocked Greeting Card

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Level 21 Unlocked Greeting Card | 21st Birthday Card For Gamer, Twenty First, Twenty One Year Old, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level 21 Unlocked Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Baking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Baker, Baker Icing A Cake, Cake Maker, Baking Enthusiast, Hobbie, Hobbyist, Hobby Baker

Happy Birthday Baking Greeting Card

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Have A Golden Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Golden Retriever Pun Birthday Card For Dog Owner, Golden Retriever In Party Hat, Labrador

Have A Golden Birthday Greeting Card

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Forties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fiftieth Birthday Card or Fifty Year Old, 50th, 50

I Regret To Inform You That Your Forties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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Happy Fucking Birthday Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Bday

Happy Fucking Birthday Greeting Card

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You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card | Friendship Card In Bubble Font For Best Friend, BFF, Ride Or Die, Soul Mate

You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Musical Note Pun Birthday Card, Conductor In Party Hat With Musical Notes And Confetti

Just A Note to Say Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Photography Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Photographer, Photographer Shooting Photos Of Bird, Studio Lighting, Flash

Happy Birthday Photography Greeting Card

from £3.99

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26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Sixth Birthday Card For Twenty Six Year Old, 26th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Have A Wheely Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Joke Bike Wheel Pun Birthday Card For Cyclist, Victorian Man On A Penny Farthing

Have A Wheely Good Birthday Greeting Card

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30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, 30th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Jump Up On Your Birthday Naked Man Greeting Card | Nude Birthday Card, Naked Man Jumping Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Gay Man

Jump Up On Your Birthday Naked Man Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sushi Print Greeting Card | Different Sushi Bites Print Birthday Card, Salmon, Prawn, California Roll, Nigiri, Sashimi, Maki, Tuna Roll

Happy Birthday Sushi Print Greeting Card

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Fuck You're Old Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Old Age Joke Birthday Card

Fuck You're Old Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Tattoos Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Tattoo Enthusiast, Tattoo Artist, Man With Tattoos Holding Tattoo Pen, Body Art, Ink

Happy Birthday Tattoos Greeting Card

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Hay Girl, Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Horse Pun Birthday Card, Flirty Horse In A Party Hat, Pony, Equestrian Birthday Card

Hay Girl, Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty First Birthday Card For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Have A Wicket Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Cricket Birthday Card For Cricketer, Cricket Player, Cricket Fan, T20, Ashes

Have A Wicket Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Yoga Poses Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Yogi, Lotus Pose, Cobra Pose, Downward Facing Dog, Tree Pose, Namaste

Happy Birthday Yoga Poses Greeting Card

from £3.99

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29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Nineth Birthday Card For Twenty Nine Year Old, 29th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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