Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

The Earth Has Completed Another Full Orbit Of The Sun, And Still You Refuse To Die. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Planet Orbiting, Space, Old Age
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I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card In Orange For Husband, Wife, Lost Respect

I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card

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The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Grandparent, Mum, Dad

The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch. Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Ginger Pubes, Red Head

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch. Greeting Card

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45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fifth Birthday Card For Forty Five Year Old, 45th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fourth Birthday Card For Forty Four Year Old, 44th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Third Birthday Card For Forty Three Year Old, 43rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty First Birthday Card For Forty One Year Old, 41st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Eighth Birthday Card For Thirty Eight Year Old, 38th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Sixth Birthday Card For Thirty Six Year Old, 36th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Birthday Card In Pink For Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Gaming Couple, Girlfriend, Wife

Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Thirtieth Birthday Card In Pink For Thirty Year Old Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Girlfriend, Wife, Sister, 30th

You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 21 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Twenty First Birthday Card In Pink For Twenty One Year Old Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Girlfriend, Daughter, Sister, 21st

You Have Reached Level 21 Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Eighteenth Birthday Card In Pink For Eighteen Year Old Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed, Girlfriend, Daughter, Sister, 18th

You Have Reached Level 18 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Green Console Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Birthday Card For Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed

Happy Birthday Green Console Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Pixel Font Gaming Birthday Card With Cracked Egg For Gamer, Him, Her Gaming Obsessed

Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Pixel Font Gaming Birthday Card In White For Gamer, Him, Her Gaming Obsessed

Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Pixel Font Gaming Birthday Card In Green For Gamer, Him, Her Gaming Obsessed

Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Birthday Card In Green For Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed, Gaming Couple, Boyfriend, Husband

Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Pink Console Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Birthday Card For Gamer, Her, Gaming Obsessed

Happy Birthday Pink Console Greeting Card

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Nothing Like A Good Yank On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Wank Pun Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Gardening Pun

Nothing Like A Good Yank On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Funny, Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card, Age Joke

Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In April. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In April. Greeting Card

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60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 60th, Profanity Sixtieth Birthday Card For Sixty Year Old, Grandad, Grandma, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Age Card

30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card

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Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 40th, Deadpan Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend

Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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RIP To Your Fifties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Sixtieth Birthday Card For Grandparent, Mum, Dad, Sixty Year Old, 60th

RIP To Your Fifties Greeting Card

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Crazy Cat Lady  Greeting Card | Funny Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Cats, Kittens

Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Sister Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Sister, Sibling, Her, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Dad Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Parent, Him, Father's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Dad Ever Greeting Card

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Another Fucking Birthday Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Bday, Old Age Joke, Not Another Birthday

Another Fucking Birthday Greeting Card

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