Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Sis! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sister
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Bro! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Brother
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Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Birthday Card For Boyfriend, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Greeting Card

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At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Parent, Old Age Joke

At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Birthday Card, Lost Respect For Friend, For Partner, For Spouse

I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Dad, You're Fab Greeting Card | Funny Father's Day Card For Dad, Father, Fab Ice Lolly In Shirt And Tie, Best Dad, Cute Card For Dad

Dad, You're Fab Greeting Card

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Mum, You're Fab Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Mother, Fab Ice Lolly With Pouty Lips, Best Mum, Cute Card For Mum

Mum, You're Fab Greeting Card

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Arrrggghhhhh...ppy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Pirate Birthday Card, Smiling Pirate Happy Birthday Card, Skull And Cross Bones, Eye Patch

Arrrggghhhhh...ppy Birthday Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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Pugs And Kisses On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Pug Pun Birthday Card For Pug Owner, Pug Pouting Surrounded By Kisses

Pugs And Kisses On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Go Mutts! It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Go Nuts

Go Mutts! It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday I Look Furr-ward To Celebrating With You Greeting Card | Funny Cat Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Cat In A Party Hat With Cake, Kitten

Happy Birthday I Look Furr-ward To Celebrating With You Greeting Card

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It's Party Thyme Greeting Card | Funny Herb Pun Birthday Card, Sprig Of Thyme Partying, Celebration, It's Party Time

It's Party Thyme Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sorry It's Latte! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Pun Birthday Card, Sorry Looking Latte, Sorry It's Late, Late Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Sorry It's Latte! Greeting Card

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I Don't Give A Crab About Your Birthday. Greeting Card | Funny Crab Crap Pun Birthday Card, Indifferent Crab, I Don't Give A Crap About Your Birthday

I Don't Give A Crab About Your Birthday. Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card | Funny Chicken Pun Birthday Card, Chicken Rolling On Alcohol Bottle, Let's Get Fucked Up

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card

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Holy Crab... It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Crab Dressed As The Pope, Holy Crap Crab Pun, Religion Pun

Holy Crab... It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Whale Whale Whale... Look Who Turned Another Year Older. Greeting Card | Funny Whale Well Pun, Three Judgemental Whales, Well Well Well, Getting Older

Whale Whale Whale... Look Who Turned Another Year Older. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To Moooo!!!! Greeting Card | Funny Moo You Pun Birthday Card, Happy Looking Cow Wearing A Party Hat, Happy Birthday To You

Happy Birthday To Moooo!!!! Greeting Card

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It's That Thyme Again... Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Thyme Time Pun Birthday Card, A Happy Sprig Of Thyme Holding A Slice Of Cake, Herb Pun

It's That Thyme Again... Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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When That Post-Sambuca, Pre-Vomit Dread Kicks In. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Birthday Card, Man Looking At Cup With Dread, Drinking, Partying

When That Post-Sambuca, Pre-Vomit Dread Kicks In. Greeting Card

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Rucking Awesome Brother Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Birthday Card For Rugby Player Brother, Sibling, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Rucking Awesome Brother Greeting Card

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Birthday Fishes Greeting Card | Funny Group Of Fishes In Party Hats Birthday Card, Best Wishes On Your Birthday, Birthday Wishes

Birthday Fishes Greeting Card

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Happy 1st Birthday Milk Monster Greeting Card | Funny Monster 1st Birthday Card, Monster Drinking Bottle Of Milk, One Years Old, First Birthday

Happy 1st Birthday Milk Monster Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Let Minnow If You Wanna Party! Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Birthday Card, Group Of Minnows wearing Party Hats With Confetti

Happy Birthday Let Minnow If You Wanna Party! Greeting Card

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Best Fishes On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Birthday Card, Fishes On A Winners Podium, Best Wish On Your Birthday

Best Fishes On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Born In The 90s Greeting Card | 90s Baby Birthday Card, Birthday, Born In The 1990s, Nineties, Furbies, Tamagotchis, Millenial

Born In The 90s Greeting Card

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Born In The 70s Greeting Card | 70s Baby Birthday Card, Birthday, Born In The 1970s, Seventies, Flares, Records, Flowers, Hippie, Psychodelic

Born In The 70s Greeting Card

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Hope Your Birthday Is A Real Hoot! Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Birthday Card, Happy Owl Waving On A Branch

Hope Your Birthday Is A Real Hoot! Greeting Card

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Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dog Pun Birthday Card, Sausage Dog In A Party Hat With Cocktail

Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Unwind On Your Birthday Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Cassette Tape Pun Birthday Card, Cassette Tape Undwinding

Unwind On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Wake And Bake Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Stoner Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

Wake And Bake Greeting Card

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Herbivore Greeting Card | Weed Card For Vegan Stoner, Weed Smoker, Veggie, Plant Based, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Herb

Herbivore Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Illustration Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Green, Yellow And Red, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves, Dope

Happy Birthday Weed Illustration Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Illustration White Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves, Dope, Ganja, Hash, 420

Happy Birthday Weed Illustration White Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Print Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Green, Yellow And Red, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves

Happy Birthday Weed Print Greeting Card

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