Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Grandma Acronym Greeting Card | Nice Birthday Card For Gran, Graceful, Radiant, Amazing, Noble, Devoted, Magnificent, Affectionate, Loving Card

Grandma Acronym Greeting Card

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Uncle Acronym Greeting Card | Nice Birthday Card For Uncle, Unique, Noble, Charismatic, Loyal, Entertaining, Blue, White, Loving Card

Uncle Acronym Greeting Card

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Aunty Acronym Greeting Card | Nice Birthday Card For Aunt, Amazing, Unique, Noble, Talented, Youthful, Purple, White, Loving Card

Aunty Acronym Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Quidditch Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Harry Potter Fan, Quidditch Player Shooting Quaffle Through Hoop, Broomstick

Happy Birthday Quidditch Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Astrology Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Astrologer, Zodiac, Star Signs, Chart, Water Sign, Air Sign, Fire Sign, Eartch Sign

Happy Birthday Astrology Greeting Card

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If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Uncle, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Uncle Card

If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Aunt, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Aunty Card

If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card For Dad, Birthday Card For Dad, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You

If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Lockdown Birthday Card, Crap Birthday, Can't Celebrate, Monochrome, Profanity

Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Wearing Fake Tan In Bed Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Her, Fake Tan Wearer, Orange Sheets

Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Wearing Fake Tan In Bed Greeting Card

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You Are One Candle Closer To Starting A House Fire Greeting Card | Funny, Age Joke Birthday Card, Cake Stuffed With Candles, Getting Older

You Are One Candle Closer To Starting A House Fire Greeting Card

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What Goes Up But Never Comes Down? Your Age! Greeting Card | Funny, Age Joke Birthday Card, Old, Battered Looking Rocket, Getting Older

What Goes Up But Never Comes Down? Your Age! Greeting Card

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To My Favourite Snappy Dresser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Crocodile Joke Birthday Card, Smug Crocodile In Bow Tie With Top Hat, Alligator

To My Favourite Snappy Dresser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Have A Whale Of A Time! Greeting Card | Funny, Whale Joke Birthday Card, Happy Whale In A Party Hat, Have A Great Birthday, Celebrate

Have A Whale Of A Time! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Smug Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card

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Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card | Let's Get Drunk Birthday Card, Turned Up, Turnt, Funny Birthday Card, Let's Party

Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! You Absolute Fossil! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Birthday Card For Grandparent, Mum, Dad, Old Age Joke Fossil Joke

Happy Birthday! You Absolute Fossil! Greeting Card

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Dad, You're So Speci-Ale To Me Greeting Card | Funny Ale Pun Father's Day Card For Dad, Father, Excited Bottle Of Ale, Birthday Card For Dad, Beer Pun

Dad, You're So Speci-Ale To Me Greeting Card

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Dad, Have An Unbeerlievable Day Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Father's Day Card For Dad, Father, Excited Pint Of Beer, Birthday Card For Dad

Dad, Have An Unbeerlievable Day Greeting Card

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Have A Tee-Rific Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, T-shirt With Winking Golf Ball On, Tee-shirt, Card For Golfer

Have A Tee-Rific Birthday Greeting Card

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It's About Time You Shuffled Off Now, Old Timer Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

It's About Time You Shuffled Off Now, Old Timer Greeting Card

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I Wanted To Get You Something Deep And Meaningful, Then I Remembered I Couldn't Give A Fuck Greeting Card | Profanity Greeting Card, Birthday, Anniversary
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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Over Eat, Let's Party

Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card

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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Go Enjoy A Deconstructed, Decaf, Soy Milk, Salted Caramel Macchiato, You Unbearable Hipster Greeting Card | Hipster Joke Birthday Card
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Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Friend, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke, Existential

Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card

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Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Disappear, Stay Off Social Media, Unavailable

Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Balls Print Greeting Card | Funny Balls Birthday Card, Different Shaped Testicles Illustration, Hairy Balls Print, For Him

Happy Birthday Balls Print Greeting Card

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Level Up It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Gaming Birthday Card For Gamer, Games Console Print, Game Boy Illustration, Level Up, Age Up

Level Up It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Capricorn Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Capricorn, Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Capricorn Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Libra Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Libra, Libra Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Libra Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Virgo Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Virgo, Virgo Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Virgo Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Leo Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Leo, Leo Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Leo Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cancer Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Cancer, Cancer Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Cancer Greeting Card

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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Mum! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Mother
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