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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

U Are 21 Greeting Card | 19 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 21st Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty First, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty First

U Are 21 Greeting Card

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U Are 20 Greeting Card | 18 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 20th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twentieth, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty

U Are 20 Greeting Card

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Next Level Unlocked Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Gamer, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console And Controller Doodle, Gaming Pun

Next Level Unlocked Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Person With The Most Embarrassing Recycling Bin Greeting Card |Funny Drinking Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Bin Full Of Bottles

Happy Birthday To The Person With The Most Embarrassing Recycling Bin Greeting Card

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Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Him, Husband, Friend, Husband, Drooping Balls

Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card

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Another Year Older Not Wiser Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, You're Old Card

Another Year Older Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanker Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Offensive Bubble Writing Birthday Card

Birthday Wanker Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, Fossil Illustration, Getting Older

Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card

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All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend Or Family All The Other Cards Were Rubbish, Pile Of Poo Doodle

All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card

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A Little Birdie Said It's Your Birthday So I Ate It Greeting Card | Funny Cat Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat In Birthday Hat Eating Bird

A Little Birdie Said It's Your Birthday So I Ate It Greeting Card

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Let's Get Slothed Greeting Card | Funny Drunk Sloth Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunken Sloth Hanging On Branch, Let's Get Drunk, Smashed, Hammered

Let's Get Slothed Greeting Card

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Alexa, Am I Old? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card, Age Joke, You're Old, Getting Older, Rude Birthday Card For Parent Or Grandparent

Alexa, Am I Old? Greeting Card

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Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card For Dad, Father, Forgotten Dad's Birthday Joke Card

Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Mum, Dad, Grandparent, Deadpan You're Old Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card

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You're Willy Great Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Penis Doodle

You're Willy Great Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Penis Doodle

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print Greeting Card | Chips Wrapped Up In Newspaper Illustration Birthday Card, Chippy

Happy Birthday Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Naked Man With Chef Hat Greeting Card | Nude Male Chef Illustration, Funny Birthday Card For Male Chef, Him, Cooking Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Naked Man With Chef Hat Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Naked Woman With Chef Hat Greeting Card | Nude Female Chef Illustration, Funny Birthday Card For Lady Chef, Her, Cooking Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Naked Woman With Chef Hat Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Birthday Card For Camp, Gay Man, Angry Looking Pixie With Wand, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card

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Here's To Another Year Of Adventures Together Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Camping Birthday Card For Partner, Friend, Tent In The Woods With A Fire

Here's To Another Year Of Adventures Together Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Nobody Stacks Up To You Greeting Card | Pancake Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Stack Of Pancakes With Syrup And Butter

Happy Birthday Nobody Stacks Up To You Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Brother? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Sibling, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Best Brother Card

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Brother? Greeting Card

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Look Hoo-Hoo's Birthday It Is Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Birthday Card, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat

Look Hoo-Hoo's Birthday It Is Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Champ Greeting Card | Boxing Glove Pattern Birthday Card For Boxer, Boxing Fan, Heavyweight, Lightweight, Featherweight

Happy Birthday Champ Greeting Card

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Hope Your Birthday Is Out Of This World Greeting Card | Planets Birthday Card, Outer Space, Galaxy, Milky Way, Planets In Space Illustration

Hope Your Birthday Is Out Of This World Greeting Card

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Have A Magical Birthday Greeting Card | Magic Crystal Ball Birthday Card, Crystal Ball With Magical Symbols Illustration

Have A Magical Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Pick Up Your Boxers Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Son, Him, Pair Of Boxers On Bathroom Floor

Happy Birthday P.S Please Pick Up Your Boxers Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Duvet Thief Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Thief Stealing Duvet

Happy Birthday To The Duvet Thief Greeting Card

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Nanny Acronym Greeting Card | Nice Birthday Card For Grandma, Noble, Amazing, Nurturing, Needed ,Youthful, Loving Card, Purple, White

Nanny Acronym Greeting Card

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Granny Acronym Greeting Card | Nice Birthday Card For Grandma, Graceful, Radiant, Amazing, Noble, Nurturing, Youthful, Loving Card, Purple, White

Granny Acronym Greeting Card

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Nana Acronym Greeting Card | Nice Birthday Card For Grandma, Noble, Amazing, Nurturing, Affectionate, Loving Card, Purple, White

Nana Acronym Greeting Card

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Gran Acronym Greeting Card | Nice Birthday Card For Grandma, Graceful, Radiant, Amazing, Noble, Loving Card, Purple, White

Gran Acronym Greeting Card

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Grandad Acronym Greeting Card | Nice Birthday Card For Grandpa, Gallant, Reliable, Amazing, Noble, Dashing, Able, Devoted, Loving Card

Grandad Acronym Greeting Card

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Grandpa Acronym Greeting Card | Nice Birthday Card For Grandad, Gallant, Reliable, Amazing, Noble, Dashing, Practical, Able, Loving Card

Grandpa Acronym Greeting Card

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