Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card | Funny Wine Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Wine Drinker, Glass Of Wine Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card

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You've Bean Getting Older Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Birthday Card For Friend, Can Of Baked Beans, Getting Older, Bean Pun, Baked Bean Tin

You've Bean Getting Older Greeting Card

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As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Walking Brain, Lost Your Mind

As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Dog Greeting Card | Birthday Card From The Dog For Mum, Dad, Husband, Wife, Dog Owner, Pet Cards, Dog Lover

Happy Birthday From The Dog Greeting Card

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In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude You're Old Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Grandparent, Old Age Joke

In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card

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Let's Have A Ball Greeting Card | Funny Football Birthday Card For Footballer, Celebration, Different Coloured Footballs Celebrating, FIFA, FA Cup

Let's Have A Ball Greeting Card

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2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1991 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1991 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1990 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1990 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1989 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1989 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1987 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1987 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1986 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1986 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1985 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1985 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1984 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1984 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1983 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1983 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1982 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1982 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1981 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1981 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Offensive, Banter

1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1979 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Offensive, Banter

1979 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1978 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Offensive, Banter

1978 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1977 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Offensive, Banter

1977 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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