Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 50th, Deadpan Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Friend

Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 30th, Deadpan Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend, Son, Daughter

Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card, Rude Poo Pun, Dung Beetle On Ball Of Shit

Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Absolute Tool Greeting Card | Rude DIY Tool Pun Birthday Card, Spanner, Screwdriver, Saw, Hammer, Nails

Happy Birthday You Absolute Tool Greeting Card

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RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fortieth Birthday Card For Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Forty Year Old, 40th

RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card

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Wake And Bake Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Stoner Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

Wake And Bake Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Wife, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card

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Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Aphrodite Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBT, Greek Mythology, Goddess Of Love, Venus

Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Dad, You’re My Roll Model  Greeting Card | Rude Father's Day Card For Dad, Thank You, Best Dad, Role Model, Toilet Humour, Toilet Roll

Dad, You’re My Roll Model Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person, Ginger Pubes

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In July Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In July Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In March Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In March Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In January Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In January Greeting Card

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Herbivore Greeting Card | Weed Card For Vegan Stoner, Weed Smoker, Veggie, Plant Based, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Herb

Herbivore Greeting Card

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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Knights Templar Pun Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Knights Hemplar Doodle Greeting Card

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Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Dancer Birthday Card For Her, For Friend, LGBTQ+, Dancing

Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Freshly Baked Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Freshly Baked Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card

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You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card | You're Beautiful Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Female Empowerment, Bum, Derrière

You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card

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An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Anniversary Card, Monochrome

An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card

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Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card, Slice Of Birthday Cake Doodle

Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card

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Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card

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Wind In The Willies Greeting Card | Funny Greeting Card, Funny Literary Card, Funny Literature Card, Wind In The Willows Card, Vintage Typography

Wind In The Willies Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! (Blow Me Cake) Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Ageing Joke, Cake With Candle Saying Blow Me

Happy Birthday! (Blow Me Cake) Greeting Card

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Even The Cake Thinks You’re Old! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Parent, Grandparent, Ageing Joke, Cake That Says You're Old

Even The Cake Thinks You’re Old! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Let’s Par-tea For Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Tea Drinker, Let's Party, Cup Of Tea With Party Hat

Let’s Par-tea For Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Hap-bee Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Parent, Grandparent, Bumble Bee In Party Hat With Cake

Hap-bee Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Now Where’s The Cake?? Greeting Card | Funny Cat Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat In Party Hat, Cat With Empty Bowl Waiting For Cake

Happy Birthday Now Where’s The Cake?? Greeting Card

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday!Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Battier Than Ever Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Cricket Birthday Card For Cricketer, Dancing Cricket Player, Cricket Fan, T20, Ashes

Battier Than Ever Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card | Funny Wanker Anchor Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Partner, Monochrome, Profanity, Banter

Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Penis Outline Weather, Willy, Cock

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Gin Greeting Card | Funny Gin Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Gin Drinker, Bottle Of Gin Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Gin Greeting Card

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