Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Intertwined Tea Bags In Love, Tea Leaves Blend Pun

We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card

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You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife

You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

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Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card | Funny Music Pun Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Best Friend, Love And Friendship Cards

Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card

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You're A Gem Greeting Card | Emerald, Fifty Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, You're The Best Card For Friend, Gemstones

You're A Gem Greeting Card

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50 Years Together! Doesn't That Make You Feel Gold Greeting Card | Golden, Fiftieth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Gold Statue, Gold Award

50 Years Together! Doesn't That Make You Feel Gold Greeting Card

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35 Years Together Without Getting Jaded Now That's An Achievement Greeting Card | Jade, Thirty Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Jade Dragon

35 Years Together Without Getting Jaded Now That's An Achievement Greeting Card

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We're Bedder Together. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Seventeenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Couple In Bed

We're Bedder Together. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Lesbi Honest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card | Anniversary Card For Lesbian Couple, Congratulations, Engagement Card, LGBT Cards

Lesbi Honest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card

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You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Love Card, Golfer With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary Card For Golfer, PGA, US Open, Grand Slam

You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card

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18 Years And You've Still Got Me In A Glaze Greeting Card | Porcelain, Eighteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Extra Glazed Donut, Glaze Pun

18 Years And You've Still Got Me In A Glaze Greeting Card

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Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Twenty Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I See A Future Full Of Happiness Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Crystal, Fifteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Crystal Ball

I See A Future Full Of Happiness Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You're So Sweet Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Cotton, Second Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Cotton Candy, Love Hearts

You're So Sweet Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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30 Years Of Marriage Doesn't Come Without It's Pressure But You've Been My Rock Greeting Card | Diamond, Thirtieth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

30 Years Of Marriage Doesn't Come Without It's Pressure But You've Been My Rock Greeting Card

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You're So Marble-lous! Happy 27th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Sculpture, Twenty Seventh Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Marble Statue

You're So Marble-lous! Happy 27th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Let's Spoon. Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Silver, Twenty Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Spoons Spooning, Love Hearts

Let's Spoon. Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Let's Have Sax. Happy 24th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Musical Instrument, Twenty Forth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Saxophone + Heart

Let's Have Sax. Happy 24th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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13 Years  And You're Still My Sole Mate Greeting Card | Funny Pun, Thirteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Trainers With Love Heart Laces

13 Years And You're Still My Sole Mate Greeting Card

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We're Meant 2p Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Copper, Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Copper Pennies And Love Hearts

We're Meant 2p Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You're So Sweet Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Sugar, Sixth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Sweets And Love Hearts, 6 Years Married

You're So Sweet Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Anniversary Card For Wife, Gay Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Penis Doodle Valentines Card

I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card

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You Make Miso Happy Greeting Card | Funny Food Pun Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Him, Her, Smiling Bowl Of Miso Soup

You Make Miso Happy Greeting Card

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You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Wife, Her, Spouse, Red And White Love Heart Valentines, Best Wife Card Card

You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card

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Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke, Forgotten Anniversary Joke Card For Husband Or Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse

Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card

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"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

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"I Thought The Wings Would Be A Turn On, But You Look Fucking Ridiculous Larry." Greeting Card

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Him, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Boyfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card

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We Just Click Greeting Card | Funny Photography Pun Anniversary Card For Photographer, Flashing Camera With Love Hearts, Shutter Click

We Just Click Greeting Card

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I Want Your Sausage In My Hole Greeting Card | Rude Innuendo Sausages And Yorkshire Puddings Print Card For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Toad In The Hole

I Want Your Sausage In My Hole Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Flirty Stinky Bin, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Couple In Bed On Phones, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Wife, Wrong, Insulting, Farcical, Evil, Black, White, Yellow, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Nice Anniversary Card For Wife, Wonderful, Intelligent, Fabulous, Electric, Purple, White, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Husband, Hard Work, Uncouth, Sassy, Brash, Annoying, Nauseating, Disappointing

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

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