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Deadpan Greeting Cards
Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!
All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card
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I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card
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Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card
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