I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
After A Year Of Lockdowns And Social Distancing, I Can Safely Say It's Been A Blessing Not Having To See You Greeting Card
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Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas. Now Let's Eat Until We Hate Ourselves! Greeting Card
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Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card
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You Stopped Satisfying Me Years Ago. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card
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At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card
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Your Fifties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Obligatory Mother's Day Card. Greeting Card
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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card
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You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card
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Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card
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£11.95
#witchplease Tote
£26.50
Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"
£26.50
And Then There Was No Sleep Cushion
£25.25
Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"
£25.25
£21.50
I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker
£3.65
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£3.65
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
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One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card
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An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card
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Obligatory Father's Day Card Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
If I Were Wrong Don't You Think I'd Know Mug
£11.95
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£11.95
In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card
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