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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook
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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card
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Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That You Are No Longer Young Greeting Card
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Today Is The Anniversary Of The Day You Were Born Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card
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After A Year Of Lockdowns And Social Distancing, I Can Safely Say It's Been A Blessing Not Having To See You Greeting Card
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Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas. Now Let's Eat Until We Hate Ourselves! Greeting Card
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You Stopped Satisfying Me Years Ago. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card
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