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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card
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Will Cook For Wine Apron
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Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron
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Prick With A Fork Apron
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You Put The Ho Back In Christmas Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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You Will Never Sleep Again Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook
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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card
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Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That You Are No Longer Young Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card
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And Then There Was No Sleep Greeting Card
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Today Is The Anniversary Of The Day You Were Born Greeting Card
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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card
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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card
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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card
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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card
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Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card
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You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card
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I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card
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I'm Jealous Of All The People Who Haven't Met You Greeting Card
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You're Old Enough To Remember When Emojis Were Called Hieroglyphics Greeting Card
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If I Agreed With You We'd Both Be Wrong Greeting Card
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If I Throw A Stick Will You Leave? Greeting Card
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If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card
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Having A Small Penis Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Huge Dick! Greeting Card
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I Hate You The Least Greeting Card
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