Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Will Cook For Gin Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Greeting Card
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I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card
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Wishing You A Happy Birthday From A Social Distance Greeting Card
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Obligatory Mother's Day Card Greeting Card
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Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card
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I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card
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One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card
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If Mums Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card
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Will Cook For Prosecco Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Your Opinion Wasn't In The Recipe Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Alexa Make The Dinner Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card
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Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card
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Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card
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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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If I Die While Lifting Weights Add More Weights And Then Call For Help Mug
£11.95
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£11.95
I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card
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If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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I Fail To See The Point In Your Continued Existence Greeting Card
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Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Dad! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday! You Are A Constant Source Of Disappointment! Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card
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Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card
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