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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card
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May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card
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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card
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Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card
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This Is A Manly Man's Apron Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card
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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
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I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card
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Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card
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Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card
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I Acknowledge That You Are One Year Older Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought "Fuck It, You'll Do" Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card
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May I Suggest The Sausage Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Today Should Be Your Wedding Day But It's Not Greeting Card
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Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card
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Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment. Greeting Card
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Welcome To The World Tiny Human Greeting Card
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You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card
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Let's Pretend This Year Didn't Happen Greeting Card
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You're The Best Teacher I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card
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I Bought You An Easter Egg But Then I Ate It! Happy Easter! Greeting Card
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Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card
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This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card
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Will Cook For Gin Apron
£21.50
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£21.50