Deadpan Gifts

We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!

Caravan Wanker Coaster | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle Drinks Mat

Caravan Wanker Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster | Rude, Funny, Offensive Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster, Profanity, Monochrome

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster | Gift For Couples Moving Out, Monochrome Drinks Mat, Housewarming, New Home

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster | CCongratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster | Funny Gifts For Mum, Thank You Gift For Mother, Mother's Day Drinks Mat

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Keep The Fuck Away Coaster | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Get Well Soon Gift, Profanity

Keep The Fuck Away Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster | Funny Coaster, Anniversary Gift For Her, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Congratulations You Cunt Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, New Job Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Passed Exams Or Driving Test

Congratulations You Cunt Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Coaster | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic, Monochrome, Profanity

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Good Luck You Fuck Coaster | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Leaving For University

Good Luck You Fuck Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Good Luck And Good Riddance Coaster | Funny Leaving Gift, Good Luck Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Leaving For University

Good Luck And Good Riddance Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Hi I'm Vegan Coaster | Gifts For Vegans, Drinks Mat For Vegan, Veggie, Plant Based, Vegan Humour

Hi I'm Vegan Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster | Funny Wedding Gift, Rude Engagement Present, Housewarming Gift, Pessimistic Drinks Mat, Sarcasm

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Coaster | Father's Day Gift, Thank You Gift For Dad, Drinks Mat, Small Penis, Todger, Willy

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25