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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card
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Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards.
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina A5 Notebook
£11.25
Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.
£11.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet
£8.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£8.95
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
£8.95
You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card
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Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card
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