Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card
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Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card
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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card
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Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card
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This Is A Manly Man's Apron Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
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Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card
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Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card
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Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card
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I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card
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If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card
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If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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